stevens on friday

NoTeefa

Active member
yo, lets go up and shit, cause i aint got shit to do, but if for some miracle snoqualmies open lets go there. and brittany pusses out again i am personally going to drive to her house and slap the shit out of her goddamnit!

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
im for it. What time are we dragging Brit out?

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

'I know that you believe that you understood what you think

I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is

not what I meant.'

---Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman
 
early, like 7ish

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
well brittany and i were thinking aboot going on thurs

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
HEY! no! go on friday! its my 19th birthday! i'll be there skiing probably with tyler, you guys want to meet up?

*brooke*

waskier720: 'you know how many times i have been accused of being proho?'
 
im going up either thursday or friday

'I’m sweating bullets by now fighting this brown Satan inside of me'-alpentalik refering to how bad he had to take a shit

 
IM NOT!

''It started in like a hiccup, then I took the biggest vilest crap of my life. It gushed forth like someone shot a whole in a keg of beer. My legs were kicking all over the place uncontrollably. All the muscles in my body tensed, quivered and shook. I don't know what an exorcism feels like, but I bet it was alot like that.'' -Dan ''Maximumsushi'' MacIntyre
 
maybe we'll have to go friday then

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
ya, cause i have to work thursday

brooke, if you're up there with tyler i should be able to spot ya

maybe with the snow they are getting now they will be able to build some jumps cuase that would be just sooo coo

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
ok well i have a strange feeling that sean isn't gonna wanna go to stevens on friday, so if you're going chris i'll just catch a ride with you. aight

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
shit if every one is up there you have to find brooke, she will be on yellow 1080's and pink A frams, and wish her a happy birthday

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

 
wha? two tylers? i dont believe we have met, but anyways, i wanna join the erich fan club

yea, so i am going for sure, so i can give kevin and rowen rides if they promise to give me roadhead

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
i think im gonna try hitting that rainbow box really fast and doing like a rodeo outta it or something, prolly piss those terrain park guys off real good

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
yeah your in.... i will be in a hotplate jacket (gray), and white 1080's

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

 
wait wait there is a rambow box? fuck i'm happy it can't kick my ass like a rail hahahaha

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

 
yes, there is a rainbow, and i had fun doin stuff off it today, now i can hit it at night

-Grant

Chicken Wang?

*Fuck El Niño*
 
dont underestimate the rainbow box, it will hurt you if you're dumb enough to try going onto it switch

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
you are very wise young jedi

ooooo ooooo, we could make little hats that say ' i *heart* erich'

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
me and cindy are doing non-skiing stuff friday, i'm down for thursday

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
yeah well sean and i are going tomorrow for the pow pow. and i'll catch a ride with chris on friday for the park park. god ima fag. and ima bring the camera both days. me so happy. me gonna ski!!!!! i got my new burton gloveys too

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
dude the hats are a def... i'll see what i can do haha i bet i could get them for like $10 hahahaha brooke and i talked about gonig to comps that erich was in and making shirts that say I LOVE ERICH on the front and on the back say OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE ERICH FAN CLUB. haha hows that sound?

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

 
sounds wayy sick. uhh kevin, what time should i pick you up? like tennish? they're open till ten and if we buy our tickets after 12 its cheaper.

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
good times were had by all, except for chris. he did a 270 to thigh rock jib to 1 hr in the first aid place. best trick ever. kinda windy though.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
fuck beans, is he ok? fuck, there's 5 people on NS right now! my power was out pretty much all day. get any good filming?

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
yeah sorry guys, tyler wussed out after lunch when the winds and fog picked up. i am sooo sore today from that c box. gah. fell off the rainbow box too, and everyone thought i died. it was good to meet you guys though!

*brooke*

waskier720: 'you know how many times i have been accused of being proho?'
 
did some of you drive up on thursday and have a silver subaru?

'I’m sweating bullets by now fighting this brown Satan inside of me'-alpentalik refering to how bad he had to take a shit

 
yeah it was good to meet you guys too. yeah hes fine. hes just gonna have a really bad bruise. probably bruise his muscle too. surprisingly my knee didn't really bother me at all

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
oh yeah on the way home we stoped at deiter's house and he kept giving chris shit for going to the first aid area. crazy kids and their rock jibs

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
hey bakerlocal, me and kevin (lovetoski84) were up on thursday in my black subaru, w/subaru windshield banner and shit, hard to miss.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
ya i think i saw you i parked next to you in the jeep i had motherships and h/h shit

'I’m sweating bullets by now fighting this brown Satan inside of me'-alpentalik refering to how bad he had to take a shit

 
wow, i have the coolest bruise in existence its all black and shit, its huge

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
cool... hmmm, my lower shins are a tad puffy and i stil hav my bruise from a rail from last week, its fun

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*

 
yup that was us. sean was the short one with the 1260s and i was the tall one with the old darksides.

________________________________________

-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
yea, you probably saw them together and thought to yourself 'man, i bet those two guys like to toss each others salads'

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
no i only toss one persons salad and thats my own!! 'hey look im tossin my own salad!!!'

________________________________________

-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
Nice, i went up again Sunday. kickers are being developed, and i finally found one big enough to do a good tail. theres mad shit with rocks, holes and pops under the Tye Chair at stevens. Anyone feel like going up again this week? I need to get injured so i can join the bruise club too...

____________________

I am a BANANA!!

Tuesday's comming. Did you remember your coat?

I live in a giant bucket.

You're watching the family learning channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

-Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
hey, i don't gots no bruises, just shin splints. and they're back already god damnit. now i have to keep my legs all wrapped up during the week! stupid jump wasn't far back enough. kevin, did you see my 360? did ya? did ya? i didn't see yours! OOOOHHHH!!!!!!

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
no more stevens, alpental is now open, and west has four rails and a gay little jump that i hurt myself on, there will be no more paying for skiing from this little boy

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
WORD G!!!

________________________________________

-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
hahaha, you guys have a to pay for stevens and passes to snoqualmie and all the while have use my pass, down to $32 a day as of today

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*

 
did that make sense to anybody else?? cause it didn't to me

________________________________________

-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
Went up again today to Stevens (this being the first) and holy shit. i was in powder up to my waist. At Stevens. It snowed the whole god-damned day and ensured a pow landing on every jump. Theres still jack shit up there for kickers, but you can have fun popping off the bumps on Double Diamond and all. Corona Rock is still to steep to take, trust me, i tried today.

____________________

I am a BANANA!!

Tuesday's comming. Did you remember your coat?

I live in a giant bucket.

You're watching the family learning channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

-Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
im fuckin gonna hit tye rock tomorrow. i was tempted today, but it will finaly have a couple of those bushes and that stupid rock in the landing(the true landing) covered and its gonna be pow so im just gonna go wild(kinda) and huck shit and get deep pow and yea, its gonna be a blast!

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*

 
GOD DAMN IT ROWEN!!! CALL ME NEXT TIME YOU GO YOU FUCKER!!! I ALWAYS LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE GO!!! FUCK YOU!!! i want waist deep pow

________________________________________

-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

V.P. of the Erich Fan Club

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
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