Stealing stuff from your mountain

i am an ex-employee at a mountain i ski at. when i went to get my pass picture done this year, they saw me listed with an employee discount for last year and said 'you get an employee discount?' and i said yes. but in the word of the mooninites: it's not stealing if you need it. and at 5$ a cheeseburge at the rate of at least one a day for 100ish days a year.... factor in absolutely no income and yeah... i NEED that discount.
 
i got caught stealing a soda and got my ticket takin away. so i went back and stole the syrup thats in the fountain. bitches whos drinken soda now
 
ok heres something to do if you feel sneaky. but it only works if you have a big wide open cafeteria. get like 3 packs of m&ms, open them and pour them into a cup. get another cup and fill it with water, then put that inside it and carry it so the cashier cant see the brims. works every time.
 
lol i was going to jack some rails that have been there unused for 4 years from a snowboard comp then the shop closed down and they havent used them....... if only i had a pickup truck
 
haha yep i went skiing tonight with hanks skis and did a funny looking 180 and i rode switch a bit but anyways..... i broke about 2 pairs of poles and they were all free
 
yeah i know. every fry is worth like 10 bucks at least.

How the hell do you steal a trail sign? Here they are usually bolted or permanently attatched in some other fashion.
 
as eminem said, "you make me fucking sick to my stomach". all this stuff cost money, time and effort to put in place and the such, and you guys think it's cool to take it. those poles that close things off are there for a reason, if i catch people taking them i'll give them a welt on the spot. or take their pass. pretty damn simple. there are occasions we block stuff off because we are doing cat work. if you take those poles and people roll through there, that's not kosher.
 
i was refferring to the original post in this thread about the long orange and black sticks, but go ahead and bash away bro.
 
one time i bought clam chowder from mount snow, and i didn't realize that it cost $7.50, so i went back and stole two cookies, a gatorade, and a pellegrino (which was worth like, five dollars)
 
nothing but food and a shit load of red bulls. i have absolutely no problem stealing food because the prices they charge for that shit is unbelievable, and they have no reason for it besides that... they can
 
i doubt there are many places that are ski area and are poor. i am sure the dude at the top of any ski area is quite well to do. plus all ski areas charge way to much for food.
 
a bunch of kids from my school kept stealing boards from mtn creek and sold them at our local mountain and one day i guess they got too cocky and my brother was bringing his gf back to our truck ;) and he saw the 3 dumbasses with their hands behind their back againist their car with vernon police counting the boards.
 
your retarded while you are ripping open packs of m&ms and pouring them into a cup you could just put them in your pocket and walk out
 
lots of food.. in one day before i have stolen a pizza, 2 things of clam chowder, unlimited soda (they put it right next to the garbage so i pour myself a drink and then throw it out and dont pay)and all kinds of candy bars like snickers and powerbars and stuff... a good tip for copping food is putting stuff on top of eachother.. i often get to slices of pizza for the price of one, also putting stuff like cookies underneath the plate of anything you are actually buying works well..
 
couple o' red bulls and and other food every once and a while. but its not really stealing cause the girl at the register sees me, and just doesnt care
 
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