Steal my sister’s Keys?

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

They’ve been sitting in the hallway for almost 2 months cuz she hasn’t skied since opening day… “too cold” “to rainy” “too foggy” “I’m gonna go drive my car” anytime I ask her to go

tempted to just go get them remounted to my boot cuz they need the use

no matter the weather….

 

[SteezyYeeter]

best way to get around this is to pee in her butt. she's your sister (she'll never see it coming) and will be shellshocked for several days, in the meanwhile you can steal her ride and get a few laps in. hope this helps.

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

best way to get around this is to pee in her butt. she's your sister (she'll never see it coming) and will be shellshocked for several days, in the meanwhile you can steal her ride and get a few laps in. hope this helps.

When I grow up I want to be a Newschoolers mod

 

[SteezyYeeter]

When I grow up I want to be a Newschoolers mod

when i grow up i hope i'm not on newschoolers

 

[bogust]

when i grow up i hope i'm not on newschoolers

With everything you post it seems more like a if you grow up type deal

 

[weastcoat]

What size are they

 

[SteezyYeeter]

With everything you post it seems more like a if you grow up type deal

with everything you post it begs the question: where the fuck did i ask?

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

What size are they

169 so def a valid size for me

 

[weastcoat]

169 so def a valid size for me

How tall are you

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

How tall are you

Like 5’8 . they'd be a Lil on the short end cuz I ride 177 wets and 183 wide but manageable

**This post was edited on Jan 4th 2023 at 9:09:07pm

 

[animator]

Wait your sister skis keys? That’s valid af

 

[piss.boy]

Wait your sister skis keys? That’s valid af

fr drop the insta

 

[animator]

fr drop the insta

Not what I meant, just think that’s cool

 

[piss.boy]

Not what I meant, just think that’s cool

lol i know i’m just joking

 

[piss.boy]

if you take them out do a review

 

[weastcoat]

Like 5’8 . they'd be a Lil on the short end cuz I ride 177 wets and 183 wide but manageable

**This post was edited on Jan 4th 2023 at 9:09:07pm

Just save yourself some stress and cop 180s lmao. Riding 169 keys at 5’8” would be so cheeks.

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

Just save yourself some stress and cop 180s lmao. Riding 169 keys at 5’8” would be so cheeks.

Validddd, I just bought wides tho and I’m movin into an apartment I ain’t got that money

On an unrelated note I just watched Barking spider that shit goes hard dawg

 

[weastcoat]

Validddd, I just bought wides tho and I’m movin into an apartment I ain’t got that money

On an unrelated note I just watched Barking spider that shit goes hard dawg

Understandable. They’re not super rockered so they may ride more similar to a 177.

and thank you dawg I appreciate that so much means a ton to the homies and I. Much love.

 

[rojo.grande]

Leave 100$ and a few Tito’s nips on her nightstand. It’ll be worth the mental abuse you take from her in the long run

 

[STEEZUS_CHRI5T]

What kind of car does she drive?

 

[sindreplassen]

based sister

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

What kind of car does she drive?

You get 1 guess

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

Understandable. They’re not super rockered so they may ride more similar to a 177.

and thank you dawg I appreciate that so much means a ton to the homies and I. Much love.

Dope shiiitI love

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

They’ve been sitting in the hallway for almost 2 months cuz she hasn’t skied since opening day… “too cold” “to rainy” “too foggy” “I’m gonna go drive my car”

Average vishnu owner

 

[weastcoat]

Leave 100$ and a few Tito’s nips on her nightstand. It’ll be worth the mental abuse you take from her in the long run

Doesn’t surprise me that schu never fails to leave the most based advice you can find on this website.

 

[STEEZUS_CHRI5T]

You get 1 guess

We’ll if you’re considering stealing her keys I’d have to assume it’s an older model. Maybe Chevy or Ford?

 

[bogust]

You get 1 guess

2nd gen Subaru Forester

 

[OFF3P]

You get 1 guess

2002 honda accord

 

[Brule.]

You get 1 guess

Nissan Altima

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

2nd gen Subaru Forester

ah she used to have one

2002 honda accord

1994 CE1 wagon

also an FRS

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

We’ll if you’re considering stealing her keys I’d have to assume it’s an older model. Maybe Chevy or Ford?

Close… scion FRS

 

[hud4raptors]

What size are they

Trying to steer the thread away from insults and insanity are ya? haha

**This post was edited on Jan 5th 2023 at 11:28:19pm

 

[dwt802]

Your sister out here tryna be seen with them Vishnu key’s and scion FRS

 

[GrapeHunter]

Your sister out here tryna be seen with them Vishnu key’s and scion FRS

total fuckin pick me girl GOTDAMN! I gotta see a photo of she/them!

 

[GayWolf420]

OP really out here pimping his sister out wtf

 

[Lenny-]

If you steal her scion FRS at the same time you steal and remount her keys she will probably not notice her keys are even missing.