Stats for your life.

[HalKK]

Now this is something which I have always thought about; I wish that you could look at statistics about your own life.

For example, how many times you have swallowed or gone to the loo. It would be sweet if you could see these stats broken down, so you could have specific ski stats like you do in video games; how much time you have spent in the air, your furthest rail or how many times you do a certain trick. The list could be endless but i recon it could be intresting to see the connection between how many times you do something and how good you are at it!

Other than havin a little man with a clipboard following you around for the rest of your life I know it would be impossible, but it's still pretty interesting to think about!!

 

[theBearJew]

When you die, you are given an excel spreadsheet with all the useless statistics.. God is super good at excel.

 

[louie.mirags]

we can make this a game, whoever gets closest gets K+...

I guess the op has swallowed 17 loads in his lifetime thus far...

 

[corona]

time spent masturbating:

if you start when you're 12 and are 20 now and average out to once a week and 10 minutes of tugging a time, that gives about 3 days of solid masturbation.

 

[Ski_the_east01]

I wish your mom swallowed one more time so you were never born ...then this shitty thread wouldnt have been created

 

[HalKK]

He must have his work cut out

 

[.AR6rider.]

Let's just say my K/D is 8. Spawn camping is fun in real life.

 

[theBearJew]

LOL. This is so fucked considering you work in a hospital...

 

[no_steeze]

so now make that a realistic statistic and average it out to 6 times a week

 

[HalKK]

You read my mind...

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Eh huehuehue

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Like in GTA when you can look at alllll your stats.. I'd like to know my total time spent in chases and the ratio of civilians to piggies I've popped.