Springbreakers, best movie ever?

TheButterHashira

TheButterHashira

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Has anyone seen this shit? The first scene of the movie is just tits set to the "pretty monsters and nice sprites". The rest of the movie is a lot like the first scene. The only redeeming quality was Gucci Manes performance.
 
So I take it you did not think this was the best movie ever. I watched like 30seconds of the trailer and it looked mediocre. But holy shit has it been hyped up,VICE made like 4 videos that were just blatent advertisements,but they were pretty hilarious cause the director talked about it like it was a masterpiece.
 
It really had a lot of potential I thought and I was actually surprised at how good the trailer looked. However the movie was one of the most boring movies I have ever seen in my life. There was no real plot, and it was very repetitive. The way it was shot and edited was absolutely atrocious and it was just very static. I didnt feel anything from it. It didnt give anything, there was no tension and release, no climax, no build up, just pretty stale throughout.
 
From the way the soundtrack sounds, and probably just girls screaming. I'll watch it with no volume and see if it syncs up with Wizard of Oz
 
They should have just got Riff Raff instead of making James Franco look exactly like him. Probably woulda been cheaper too.
 
same writer and director, I think spring breakers is being marketed towards the wrong demo as a party movie, when it's kind of the opposite of a party movie.
 
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It was an awful movie- that being said I enjoyed it.

Quite a bit of it just got me hyped to go party. The rest made me laugh because it was so stupid, but I don't think they even took themselves that seriously in that movie.

The one stupid thing in my opinion was that Selena Gomez was only in the movie for like the first half hour. She just suddenly says she wants to go home and leaves.

But I'll tell you one thing. James Franco's face in that movie is my new anti boner image. Beating out my long time image of a fat guy eating a hot dog with too much mustard on it.
 
I thought it was pretty damn awesome. Kind of weird in parts, but cool. It's definitely not a party/feel good/teen movie. The first half seems like it's social commentary on nihilist consumerism played straight, then it switches gears and I don't know what it ends up as. Satire? Surrealism?

Whatever it was, it was pretty awesome. If you've got intellectual type friends it's a good movie to go to then drink and smoke afterward while trying to figure out what the hell you just saw.

Also, lots of tits.
 
that movie was fucking terrible, the only funny parts were when james franco was sucking the barrels of those pistols like he was some whore in a bukkake scene, and when he kept yelling "LOOK AT ALL MY SHIIIIIIIIIT" or "SPRINGGGGGG BREAKKKKKKKKKKKKK" terrible terrible movie but tits
 
Downloaded a torrent, but the guy chose to film it with a calculator so I stopped after 15 minutes. How is the ATL Twin's performance?
 
Definitely renting on iTunes or something like that because why would I go fap in a movie theatre.

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i think it's fucking hilarious that gucci mane slept through his sex scene in this movie. who the fuck sleeps through a fine bitch riding your dick
 
I guess it was done late at night and he smokes so much that by that time he just can't stay awake
 
Yeah, i know, but that's still no excuse. if you smoke so much weed that you can't stay awake to get fucked, then you have issues. haha.
 
some shit about kids killing neighborhood cats and selling them to butchers who sell them to local restaurants from what I read
 
woah, nobody loves Kids, it's such a fucked up movie. but harmony wrote and directed spring breakers too, so If you're familiar with his previous work you know exactly how spring breakers is gonna play
 
Well, well... We will have to start this all over again.

Is there any quality fap material in the movie?? Only yes or no answers please.
 
haha for sure. It's definitely a cerebral movie. I feel like spring breakers, if edited down about 10 minutes, would be really solid as well, it just drags a bit too much and makes the experience uncomfortable.
 
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