Spider in my ear

[akt416]

pretty sure a spider just crawled its way into my ear, dont know weather to just go to bed or try to get it out any suggestions?

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Don't Gogh to bed...you could lose your ear.

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

Why on earth would you ask nsg this?

 

[-WZ-]

ear chog vodka to kill it

 

[Mingg]

Kill it with a q-tip

 

[shred-sesh]

Kill it with fire.

 

[akt416]

pretty sure that little guy is still goin around in there

 

[Mingg]

pretty sure that little guy is still goin around in there

Get an air horn, press it right up to your ear, and set it off. Something is gonna die.

 

[.Hugo.]

dont know weather

well luckily that can be figured out pretty easily either by watching the news or going on the internet. Its pretty shitty and rainy here today

Don't Gogh to bed...you could lose your ear.

lol

 

[yelsel]

Don't Gogh to bed...you could lose your ear.

I like what you did there

 

[akt416]

Don't Gogh to bed...you could lose your ear.

didnt even catch the pun, that shit deserves an award

 

[akt416]

Get an air horn, press it right up to your ear, and set it off. Something is gonna die.

this is why aliens wont talk to us

 

[Titus69]

put a gun in your ear and shoot, you wont hit your brain

 

[assatrailz]

Tbh if a spider crawled in my ear I'd prolly snap my neck but idk good luck

 

[elcornholio]

Try putting a vacuum up to it... Not directly on it, but really close. Either that or pour some gasoline on it and light it with a match.

 

[akt416]

Try putting a vacuum up to it... Not directly on it, but really close. Either that or pour some gasoline on it and light it with a match.

option two sounds good

 

[nochill]

blaze it fagit

 

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[TVRNTVPOOP]

I wouldn't go to bed

 

[OregonDead]

Don't Gogh to bed...you could lose your ear.

Quality material right there. Good work!

 

[akt416]

ive been listening to nickleback in my headphones all day so of that doesnt get him out idk what will

 

[.CJ.]

1) put a joint next to your ear. After the spider gets high lure him out with some snacks.

2) get a pressure washer and put it in your opposite ear.

 

[brett_fisher]

pretty sure that little guy is still goin around in there

put the strongest alcohol down your ear!!!1

 

[Kreech]

It's probably hiding deep in your ear canal. Soon you'll have a hard time hearing out of that ear and then one day the spider's secretly laid egg sac will burst and hundreds of baby spiders will scurry out. Sleep well knowing that's in your future

 

[Nikolaus]

HOw the fuck would you be able to sleep knowing that there's a spider in your ear.

 

[daOyster]

What if you just tried drowning it with water? Not sure if that works though because I'm not a rocket surgeon.

 

[Lemuel]

It's too late. The spider will soon take the controls in your brain and you will live the life of an arachnid. Sorry brah, enjoy your bug meals.

 

[Mingg]

It's too late. The spider will soon take the controls in your brain and you will live the life of an arachnid. Sorry brah, enjoy your bug meals.

This is OP's fate.

 

[Peter.]

all joking aside you should really get the spider out of your ear

 

[akt416]

i heard i should put some alcohol down my ear canal to try to force it out and all i had for booze was ciroc so not only is the spider not in my ear anymore, he also feels like a rich man drinking ciroc and shit

 

[erikK]

ive been listening to nickleback in my headphones all day so of that doesnt get him out idk what will

i'd suggest trying creed next if chad and the boys don't get er done

 

[akt416]

i'd suggest trying creed next if chad and the boys don't get er done

i was thinkin iggys freestyles but creed works too

 

[Ian_Fitz]

If its an arthropod(spider or other insects types) in your ear is a medical concern, because it can scratch or puncture your eardrum or potentially cause an infection. Even if you succeed in removing the critter, it's wise to follow-up with a visit to the doctor, to be sure your ear canal is free from any bug bits or damage that might cause problems later.

The National Institutes of Health offers the following advice for treating insects in the ear:

DO NOT let the person put a finger in the ear, since this may make the insect sting.

Turn the person's head so that the affected side is up, and wait to see if the insect flies or crawls out.

If this doesn't work, try pouring mineral oil, olive oil, or baby oil into the ear. As you pour the oil, pull the ear lobe gently backward and upward for an adult, or backward and downward for a child. The insect should suffocate and may float out in the oil. AVOID using oil to remove any object other than an insect, since oil can cause other kinds of objects to swell.

Even if an insect appears to come out, get medical attention. Small insect parts can irritate the sensitive skin of the ear canal.

 

[steezburgereddie]

ive been listening to nickleback in my headphones all day so of that doesnt get him out idk what will

Try nasum.