Special talents

[cg.99]

I’ll start. I make perfect Oof from roblox. I have never played the game but my friends tell me it’s accurate.

 

[Fuckthefuckoff]

I used to be able to suck my own dick

 

[SammyDubz]

I used to be able to suck my own dick

did u have ribs removed

 

[cg.99]

I used to be able to suck my own dick

Well that escalated quickly

 

[Fuckthefuckoff]

did u have ribs removed

Nope, just used to be very flexible as a teen. From like grade 7 to 9 I was able to do it, and it was awesome. I’d always be giving myself blowjobs lol.

 

[.FRY.]

i can sing the alphabet with my eyes closed

 

[.Hugo.]

I can blink with one eye

 

[ahshit]

I can jump off high buildings and die.

 

[.lencon]

i can sing the alphabet with my eyes closed

I can blink with one eye

I can jump off high buildings and die.

I think we should have an NS talent show.

 

[theabortionator]

I can triple fist drinks on the regular and have special skills at justifying wine for pretty much any occasion.

I can also rub my rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time.

I can cook a frozen pizza to perfection.

I can make your party 50% less exhilarating