Special Brownies

Will-I-Am

Will-I-Am

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Okay, Im thinking of making some brownies this weekend, and I need your

help on how many squares to cut it into Im getting a half o and baking

7 grams into a pan 8x8 who knows how I should cut it to get up for 3-4

hours?
 
I dont smoke pot and I dont know how much my friends put into theirs, but i know they only eat around two or they are just fucked for a while.

you just reminded me of my saturday morning... friends started drinking at 7 AM, when they were all verryyyy drunk at 11 AM they made special brownies, they smelt good and apparently tasted good too, I was very impressed at the drunk baking skills.
 
If you split it into 8ths that would mean its more than a dime of weed per brownie.

If you told me about how high your tolerance is and how much you weigh I could probably give you a better figure.

But I'm a daily toker, 175 lbs. and a brownie with between .75-1 g. of weed in will get me pretty high for a few hours.

Also, it's important to remember that brownies will take between 30 minutes to an hour for the effects to really hit you hard, depending on the last time you ate. (Always try to eat them on an empty stomach, trust me.)
 
dont just throw tree into brownie batter, that wont do much. you need to make THC butter, then bake brownies with it. google it if you dont know how to do this.
 
And if you fuck up while making it without the butter, you can get pretty sick. We can get butter from the club out here in Cali, never made it myself though.
 
MORE ADVICE:

Don't make butter, use oil.

It's much simpler. Just take whatever oil your brownie mix calls for, set it on a very low simmer, and put in your finely ground weed. Then keep it on there for around 45 minutes stirring occasionally. Then make you brownies as you would normally with that oil.
 
Yea, I know how to do it and everything, I use oil cause I have no clue how the fuck to do cannabutter but Im 140 and I smoke probly twice a week
 
Then cut it in 8 1"X1" squares.Eat it 30 minutes before you want the high to take effect on an empty stomach.And then get ready for your shit to get rocked.
 
i think my friends made them with like .75-1 gram per brownie. I ate one, with a pretty low tolerance, and it fucking knocked me out. I was at a concert just being pushed by the crowd, looking the wrong way, in a terrible haze, and then i had a more enjoyable high like 5 hours after i ate it.
 
Make butter or oil instead of just baking the weed into them.
Uh....eat more than you think you need. Edibles usually suck.
Just make firecrackers, they get you fucked out of your head for like 6 hours and you only need a gram per person.
 
When the fuck did this get revived?

But yea I tried firecrackers, then ate em went hiking didnt feel high at all, idk what I did. I think I'll have to try again for success. The last time I did it I used nutella, and chocolate chip cookies. What do you do?
 
I just used peanut butter and wheat thins. Put .5 into each one, ate two, and was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked. One of the few times I've actually had to not drive because I was so baked.
Maybe peanut butter has more fat content than nutella? Only thing I could think of.
 
Yea, I hear ritz works too. But damn I'll have too try that sometime I've got extra bud. Does anyone else have any good luck with edibles? I've heard of iced tea, and alcohol (green dragons).
 
you don't need that much first off, 2nd just cut the batch into like 16

1.5 good pot brownies gets me very comfortably high, 2 generally has me ripped as fuck. they're stronger than you think if you make them right so don't eat too many

a friend of a friend ate 9 in one night not knowing they had weed in them and ended up in the ICU. basically baked goods are one of the ways that you can fuck yourself up from weed if you eat too much
 
I've made brownies many many times. As a general rule, I use a quad for 1 box of brownie mix. Grind up all of the supplies and let it gently simmer into the oil at a fairly low heat. The low heat is key, because you don't want it to burn, as then you'd have oil without thc in it.... Then, just dump all of the oil into the mix. some people strain the buds out, but usually if you grind them first, you won't even notice it in the brownies later on. Then just cook the brownies as normal.
 
0.o I don't know about that, sounds like a case of ohmybosh to me. As in trippin himself out. I don't know how weed puts you in the ICU. Fatal cottonmouth?
 
I can believe this just because he didnt know there was pot in them, and he ended up INCREDIBLY baked not knowing what was going on with his head.

But yea I ended up making these, ate them during lunch, math class was definately the best I've had, got really into the problems on the board.
 
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/512797/
it happens.i know both the OP and the kid the story is about and it's 100% real. there was nothing laced about the weed either, it's just his frequent toking lead to an off balance of dopamine and serotonin.
mj is not a perfect drug. it has it's possible side effects and consequences just like everything else. none of that keeps me from smoking myself, but i am more careful about it now than what i once was.
 
she had never smoked weed before, had no tolerance, and it really fucked her up. i don't know what the exact symptoms were but it was bad and doctors didn't find traces of anything laced, it was just straight up really strong brownies
 
When I did it it wasn't too too bad. you could definitely smell it though. i cooked mine saturday afternoon and parents came home sunday afternoon and it was fine. just open a few windows for circulation and you should be good to go.
 
2 hours max.
keep the doors in your kitchen shut, turn on the fan on the microwave and open all the windows and you're golden in no time.
 
not very long, besides it doesn't smell like weed, just smells like you fail at cooking chinese food, so if there still is a smell just tell your parents you burnt some shit while they were gone

from my experience it's taken a few hours, just make sure to get cross ventilation and a fan and it'll be gone in no time
 
Yea, the three or four times I've done this after I made this thread, I used my upstairs kitchen, the air vents made the downstairs bathroom smell, my sister just thought I took a big dumb, or that my dog peed. It's a very unrecognizable smell if you've never taken a whiff of cooking weed before.
 
a 1/2 oz will gett you fucked, this is because it goes through your cb2 system where as smoking it it goes through cb1, the result is more of a body high and it lasts longer
 
exactly...it's very unfamilliar

your parents won't come home and be like "god dammit you cooked weed" they'll be like "wtf did you burn"
 
Smell experience with making firecrackers?

325 degrees in the oven for 15 mins only calls for .5g of weed. Any smell for someone whos done it before?
 
had a square about 1/3 of the size of my palm, no idea how much was in it. went to a concert

fucking sucked. I WAS HIGH AS FUCK. i was facing the wrong directions for half the concert... out of my mind... wasnt a good experience to be honest, i was a zombie
 
My buddy couldnt control it either. Left the concert early saying he had to go home, security luckley let him back in, drank viniger to try to get rid of pastys and was just tweaking.

Another time is when we went to a lazer show, the girl greened out in the bathroom security found her her mom called my friend who i was gettign a ride home with and it was the most awkward conversation to her mom while his mom was driving us home.

I however have had so much fun both times, and wouldnt hesitate to do em again.
 
plus if your making brownies the brownie smell will for the most part cover up the weed smell
 
Exactly, during the actual baking part of the brownies I was "baking brownies for my class" and nobody in the family could have any.

I also love how easy they are to make, and you can eat them anywhere. I've talked to my school's cops multiple times while eating one of the brownies in the hallway multiple times.
 
actually the first time i was ever high was from eating special cake a while back...shit was good

i made brownies twice this fall during soccer season when i didn't wanna be smoking and they were okay but i prefer smoking
 
Are you serious??? If you need advice on how many squares to cut it into, maybe you should have somebody else make the brownies. Chances are you'll probably find a way to screw up somehow.

Seriously not that hard. Throw a half o in there. Make the things right. Cut it into 9 squares. Smoke a fat bowl, maybe a blunt, and split the whole batch with a friend.
 
Are firecrackers the cheese weed cracker combo? I forget what we called them. You really bother with the oven on that? Never heard the term before, maybe its something different
 
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