south park

^ hands down.

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
The one that explained the Origins of the Mormon Religion was great, not only was it extremely funny, but it was 100% true...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
anyone ever seen the underpants nomes episode? me and my friend watch that every time she comes over...fucking hilarious

I learned to swim in a bathtub.
 
^haha, yeah that one is pretty dope. I also really like the one with Jennifer Lopez, that one kicks ass. Oh yeah and timmy is the shit!

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
the one where that kid stole cartmans money and made him eat a bunch of kids pubes and then at the end cartman had the kid eat his chopped up parents in chili.

 
the scott teatherman chile episode was the #1 most outrages episode on that south pakr marathon, and yes south park fucking rules, i almost passed out cauz i could breath laughing so hard at the movie

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
I like teh one where they pretend to have the civil war all over again. that one was dope.

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber

The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me

 
ive been downloading so many episodes lately. man i havent seen the underant gnome onein a long time. ima see if i can find it

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