Son. of. a. bitch.

[pomme-de-terre]

i just realized i left the tv on downstairs. but not just downstairs, oh no, i mean the fucking BASEMENT. thats like twenty fucking stairs. three fucking flights. at least one light-switch, definitely two doorknobs. then a TV remote, then all of that other shit just the other order.

FUCK.

 

[theabortionator]

cool. story. bro.

 

[hunterBear]

by the time it took you to bitch about that simple task. you could have done it lazy ass.

 

[kootenayklaus]

There's an app for that.

 

[thesheik]

plus you have to go down into the basement this late, and you fucking KNOW slenderman is waiting to get his.

 

[bangarangmules]

Slenderman is probably down there waiting for you too.

 

[SONlC]

.

 

[_steffen_]

you're fucked you can turn it off in the morning

 

[ORDEAL]

Don't do it. Slenderman bro.

 

[pomme-de-terre]

i did it. it went pretty well until i got some chips on my way back up and then i spilled some and i was like "what the fuck is this shit?" at them off the floor and pressed onward.

 

[JIBpsy^^]

Don't look now but slender man is behind you about to wrap his tentacles of death around you

(if you looked you lose)

 

[Gameboy]

glad slenderman didn't got your ass

 

[Twinjibber77]

Best answer in this thread.

 

[black_mamba]

r.i.p. dear friend you lived a noble life
signed,
slender

 

[syrup.]

Glad you didn't find a strange white doll down there.

 

[Waffles.]

insert slenderman comment here.

 

[rickety_cricket]

He'll be waiting for you...

 

[RosskillzIT]

sounds daunting. you need a slampiece to do that for you.
they make sammiches and do shit you dont want to.

 

[Chickendodo]

...you have a 4 story house?

 

[Twinjibber77]

We do it big in WNY

 

[grilledsteezeyo]

SLENDERMAN

 

[Peter.]

slenderman is so sketchy

 

[Kellso]

bummer summer bro...

 

[Milksteak]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[KatyPerry.]

 

[MEGAZORD]

 

[HermioneGranger]

Easy button?

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

hey nub. there are like 12 stairs in a fight. that makes around 36 stairs. last time i checked 20 =/= 36.
get yo facts right next time homie

 

[MEGAZORD]

LOLOLOL THERE ARE 20 STAIRS IN A FIGHT

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

haha flight is defined?

 

[Sam.Carson]

hhahahahahhaa i found it kinda funny