Sometimes a 6 pack isn't enough

If its a preference, does your mom get mad when there is only enough left to bleach half of her asshole? Or do you replace what you use to avoid the confrontation?
 
Some better things to try that are more bang for your buck.

Huffing gas. 3 bucks a gallon and one can rock the whole party all night.

Robotripping. Acquire tusin. Drink a bottle, if you don't feel anything in 5 seconds drink moar.

Buy some acid. No not real acid. The shit that you can find one of your friends selling. D.o.b., maybe some designer drugs. Clean acid sucks. Some of the stuff your friends have is what you need. Buy some and party party. Again if it doesn't do anything in 10 minutes consume moar.

Nutmeg. Grind that shit and make some tea.

Dusting. Buy some duster at the store and go to town on it. Why buy whippits when you already can buy a party in a can with a straw and everything. Perfect settup.

That should get you started. Feel free to mix all of the above and ad your own flavor to the party. Parents medicine cabinet. Inhalants in the garage. Great party supplies that are easy to come buy. Don't buy beer
 
Well I was just trying to point you in the direction of things that could harm you and potentially kill you first try, instead of actually sending you towards the good stuff.

Just looking out for your safety.
 
a six pack is never enough and neither is a 24 pack, you have to go straight for two or three thirty packs if you want to get tanked. Always get twenty more beers than you will think you need.
 
these are all pretty common in europe, dunno about you American folks .....
single cans4-packs6-packs8-packs12-packs24-packs
 
depending on the brand you're buying you can get

singles (including tallboys)

4 packs (sam adams imperial series)

6 packs

12 packs

24 packs

30's

some 36 packs with the cooler pack
 
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maybe you dont got them up in 'Murica
 
Singles4 packs6packs12 packs16 packs18 packs24 packs30 packs
and ive seen tall boys go all the way up to 18 packs before. not including a flat of tall boys.
 
well beer is good but let me explain the advantage of hard alcohol :)

-u don't have to carry that much

-its cheaper

-its better!!

i prefer a bottle of jägermeister and/or wodka instead of a 6/12/24 pack beer.

my opinion.
 
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