Something you may not know about Sam Caylor

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He has a girlfriend now!!!!!! way to go Sam!! and he informed me she is only 5'0' and he is 6'1' so she needs to get on her tippy toes and he needs to lean over to kiss her. awww soo cute. i haven't seen her picture yet because the firewall at my work is gay, but as soon as i see it i'll fill you guys in.

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awww go sam go!!! i knew this day would come.

oh hey sam......you should really talk to me more...mr. imgoingtostoptalkingtostacey

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Go Sam!

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
watch out ladies and gentleman he has just informed me that she is a senior in highschool. sam got an older girl. congrats

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She's a hottie!

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
I gotta see this

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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.

Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.

'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
i just got a date to the winter ball

GO SAM! let's see a picture

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
why the hell is this such a big deal anyway? what overweight people can't have girlfriends? this isnt ground breaking

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
she is a hottie!

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
sams not that fat... maybe a bit over weight, but really, hes not that fat.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin

 
yeah, he only weighs about 20 lbs more than i do.

jesus was a liberal

thats why i vote conservative.
 
Yea this is shity, il never get me some.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
Sam is 6'1''?!

Why do I find that hard to believe? Maybe if the U of I show had HAPPENED I would know first hand.

But on the brighter side of things...that height difference is aight. I'm 6' and I dated a 4'11'' chick. It was sweet.

FOCUS your mind.

Grant: Jesus Christ LoKash...this is a family establisment.

LoKash: So is the penitentiary.
 
lets see the pic

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
i'm 6'1 and dated a 5'1, whenever we hugged, i joked around and hugged her on my knees.

jesus was a liberal

thats why i vote conservative.
 
she's a good looking gal. I saw her pic and I am impressed... i msut say sam, for a fat fuck, you have some good things going for ya ;)

-Pat

WBP|films

you're all so worthless
 
When is it going to be my turn to have good luck.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
yeah my ex who i just broke up with on friday was 4'11 and im like 5'10 5'11, i dont know sam but whatever congrats

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
i saw the picture...she's pretty. sam won't show you guys the picture he has because he believes if he puts it on ns people won't believe him. he's waiting to get a picture of the both of them together then he'll post that.

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i broke a mirror in 8th grade, thats my excuse, only have more bad luck til i graduate

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
i break mirrors every day at work, so if that is true, i have like 34208923490238498 years of bad luck coming my way.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
haha. actually in the summmers and winters im a glazer, that is to say i install and replace window units, glass, and mirrors. when we replace a mirror, or if we have overstock or scrap from cutting them, we have to throw it away, and usually we have to break them up to get them to fit in the garbage can. i have even broken a mirror under a ladder, because that is where our garbage can was when we were on the site. it was spooooooooooooky.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
Haha, lots of wit here...

Congrats Sam....

Maximumsushi....Was that a 'Better Off Dead' play?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
congrats sam.

Im dating a chick no wthats as high as my nipples. Im 6'1 and she slike 5'1 its cool though.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
sam seems you got a krew of loyal sam fan followers I smell a sam cult

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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' -Crystal-Needs-A-Park

Are some skiers trying to copy snowboarding?

Tanner: There\'s a small group of people that are doing that, but I think for the most part, there are a bunch of Rollerbladers and skiboarders that are being gay.

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENT INC
 
^ that was mean. Congrats Sam.

I belive I was part of the 'help get Sam a girl' thing in my sig at one point. Glad to see it has finally happened:)

.:PABLO:.

Member no: 12718

I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....

www.MOUNTAINCANON.com
 
WHRES THE PIC!

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin

 
ya know, sam may be overly obese, but if you were a chick you'd rather have sex with a fat guy than a midget...

I guess Sam just lives in a town full of midgets...

On my way to goddom
 
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