Someone peed in my bed

TWoods

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That's why I am awake.

I don't know how to react.

the hoody that my girfriend gave me is soaked in someone else's urine

I am awestruck
 
one day 2 of my friends broke in to my house and ate my food and wached my tv and peed in my bed whne i wasn't home. sucked balls
 
ive been on the peeing end before. i pissed on a kids head while he was sleeping. just have a sense of humor about it and you have a fre epass to do whatever you want to him now
 
that sucks dood one time at mt hood we made this kid piss his bed 2 times in one night by ducttaping a bag of warm water to his hand
 
i once pee'd on some guy in the bar, he was talking shit so i whipped out my cock and started pissing in his face... needless to say i got kicked out of the bar, but it was well worth it
 
someone broke into my friends house down the shore, and cooked food, then threw it all over the house, and then shit on his carpet, and wiped his ass with their pillows, and got away with the priceless super nintendo with all of the games!!
 
I love to party naked... except once i accidently waltzed into a gay bar.. i got some dirty looks... others never gave me a dirty look it wasnt before long that i realized what i'd done...
 
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