Some Jehovas just rang my bell

Mezmerize19

Mezmerize19

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And I almost opened it. ALMOST. I didnt see a car in the drvieway so I thought it was my friend. Then I realized I didnt feel like talking to him. So I just stayed in my room and watched the window untill I saw someone and it was them. Now I could do one of two things right now. I could bust there asses cause they arent supposed to be doing this crap around here or just sit around and let someone else do it. Oh what to do?
 
speaking of that, i got the shittiest peice of mail yesterday, they got in their head it'd be a good idea to stick a peice of mail in my mailbox and i first looked at it and read "false religeon" and i thaught it was some thing saying that all religions are a scam or something like and i'm liek haha whats a false religeon, their like he lets all beleive in a fake god... fake jesus and the easter bunny, then i turn the pamflet(sp?) over, and see jehova right in big bold letters and i was like GERRR my face cringed, and i was like JEHOVAS! if i had been awake and opened the door when they came, i'd have looked through the window like i always do to see who it was liek i always do, and if i seen it was jehovas i'd have stripped down naked, and been like HEY! C'MON IN! I've got the satanic rituals started.. by the way you wouldnt happen to have a spare goat do you?
 
no shit, its just how it ends up being spelled cause the "e" finger is quicker than the "k" finger.. and i'm too lazy to go back through it to change every little mistake
 
yah, you gotta stabthem in the gut and laugh at their pain... well maybe i wouldnt go as far as to laugh at their pain
 
Just ask them to come in and tell them you are celibrating your ______'s birthday and if they want a piece of cake they would be welcome
 
i have never seen or heard of a jehova coming to anyones door, do you guys all live in the states?
 
walk by and say your out to buy a halloween costume, then off to christmas shopping while you can still get good deals.then start yelling about howard sterns penis
 
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jehovas witnesses keep on entering my college dorm and leaving their fucking shit all over the place. fucking assholes, they already called the police once for breaking and entering, its ridiculous they even throw away the condom boxes. fucking shits.
 
Fuck, I read this thread the other day and guess who comes knockin' on my door while im doing math homework. And the worst part is you always think of the greatest thing to say when they leave. Grrrrrrrrr.
 
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