Some funny shit!

Pipe_Munky

Pipe_Munky

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some dumbass at my school today got suspended for whaking off in the back of his classroom!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! .... funny? .....yes.

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Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
 
eew..this one guy at my school..i think he's like a little slow..so yeah.. he gous up the the third floor..and its all glass and everyone in the main area (atrium) can see him...and he starts playing with himself against the windiw.... it was a laugh riot!

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Me need sig
 
back in grade 9 my friend got caught having sex in the teachers washroom during a school dance...

over the past few months the principal at my school has been on a huge power trip... my friend got suspended for wearing sandles, shorts, a shirt with the sleeves rolled up and sunglasses (wasn't formal enough for a school environment) and i got suspended for lying down on a bench in the lobby during my spare (i was setting a bad example to the younger kids in the school - whatever) and my other friend got suspended (threatned expulsion but than only gave a suspention) for tossing (not throwing hard, just a light toss) a penny at this chick (who he's friends with) and hitting her in the forhead (she laughed and was about to throw it back, but than the bitch put a stop to it).

CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF THAT DAMN SCHOOL!!!! - 2 weeks left.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
maybe hes just a loser and instead of finding new and exotic places to have sex he looks for new places to masturbait

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
ok, sex in the washroom = HERO!

jacking off in class = NASTY!

i think this guy was in the slow class so i guess that could be an excuse but damn, couldn't he just wait till he got home?

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Darryl, your principal sounds like a complete ass. Can he really suspend you for those things. No wonder why people hate school so much.

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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
 
at my friends school a kid was jerkin during class w/ his jacket over it and his jacket fell off and everyone saw him

 
yea man..your principal cant fuckin do that... man..thats why i love my school so much..u cando whatever the hell you damn please! I used to get in shit last year at my old school..i do the same stuff here..iv never even talked to the principal or anything..i dont even know her name!

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it's a she, and she's a huge dyke/nazi.... i've tried telling her she's out of line - but it just gets her more into the power she's got... so i just dont' go to school much anymore - don't gotta deal with her bullshit (past 3 weeks of school i've been there for 5 days).

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
wow darryl ur school stystem is corrupted, heheh

thats hilarious when someones caught whacking off, especially in school, lol its not the place for those things

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
we have a parking lot monitor who gets all out of shape if you skate across the parking lot but he can't do anything about it, cause he weighs about 350 pounds. and i wear shorts glasses and sleevless shirts all the time, except our school is always really cold, so it sucks

bunch of f**kin' savages in this town

you know that shit?
 
alright, has anybody gone on one of those sympathy dates? well, i went to this dance and the guy that i went with, well, before the dance at the dinner table ... he was beating it, inside the restruant. now if that doesn't make you lose your appetite i don't know what will.

 
HAHAHAHAH WACKING OFF IN THE CLASSROOM???

hahahahahahah fuck

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
Damn, I never had sex in school, Ithink it would be cool. Thats why I'm gonna be a teacher someday, so that someday.. eventually... it will happen.

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I don't mean to toot my own horn, but 'Beep Beep!'

 
and few months ago the same principle almost prohibited speaking finnish..

those kids would have been allowed to speak only swedish.

 
this one kid at my school starting jacking off in his science class(i wasnt there, thank god) and this really hot chick was sitting next to him and saw him. he all started laughing and stuff and then everybody looked at him and saw him. nasty i tell ya, nasty

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
i wanna bone a girl next year.....right in school....im gonna do it next monday

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'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting on the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse...now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
 
ewwww nasty man! thats just wrong, thanks for imprinten it in me, now ill never be looken behind me n class! hahahahha

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there is a classroom at my school, in the autoshop building, people have sex back there all the time, one time the teacher walked in, looked at the kids, laughed, got a drink, and left. and there is also a couch up in the balcony area of the auditorium, kids will turn on the spotlights facing all around the couch, so if someone looks up there, they cant see anything cause a spotlight is in their eyes.

'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
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