Solve global warming in 6 words

[connecticunt]

solve global warming in six words

eat half the population, very tasty.

 

[GayWolf420]

kill all rich the rich people

 

[GayWolf420]

*kill all the rich people please

wow i think i should just kms instead

 

[WoFIowz]

Stop driving cars and deport Asia

 

[Titus69]

Stop letting Tesla build their batteries

(Yes it actually causes global warming)

 

[milk_man]

Don't drive don't eat don't shower

 

[CLQ]

Stop letting Tesla build their batteries

(Yes it actually causes global warming)

Your very existence causes global warming.

 

[Titus69]

Your very existence causes global warming.

as all of ours do, literally the best thing for our earth is to have no people for a lil while.

 

[milk_man]

as all of ours do, literally the best thing for our earth is to have no people for a lil while.

There can be humans on earth without insane carbon emissions. Like all of history except the past 200ish years

 

[BedBugDoug]

There can be humans on earth without insane carbon emissions. Like all of history except the past 200ish years

Yeah but who in the hell wants to live like they did in 1819? That would suck some serious ass. There wasn't even a Panama canal!

 

[Titus69]

Yeah but who in the hell wants to live like they did in 1819? That would suck some serious ass. There wasn't even a Panama canal!

Imagine shitting into a dirt hole, foraging for berries, and not being able to take an engine powered lift to ski your favorite line? Pfff fuck that

 

[WoFIowz]

There can be humans on earth without insane carbon emissions. Like all of history except the past 200ish years

1/8th the population tho

 

[BedBugDoug]

Imagine shitting into a dirt hole, foraging for berries, and not being able to take an engine powered lift to ski your favorite line? Pfff fuck that

FUCK that, imagine trying to go skiing and your damn horses freeze to death in the parking lot and you can't get home because there's nobody else at the hill cuz they all died from the fukn potato famine or the dust bowl or syphilis.

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Solve global warming in 6 words

 

[Chron_Rabbit]

sort your recycling or get clapped

 

[1337]

Plug cow butts to stop farts

 

[JAHpow]

Make Earth Great Again pls thx

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

Don’t have kids, use birth control. This one is pretty easy.

 

[PsychicMigration]

Bring back natural selection.

 

[JoeF2661]

Fuck it, burn the damn thing.

 

[oldmanski]

Let it snow let it snow

 

[LukeTheWaffle]

reset planet Earth. kill the humans

 

[Lonely]

plant trees use more wood guys!

 

[SnickleFriz]

kill all the white man.. ya

 

[Hellblazer_23]

Don't Breath, F*** trump, kill snowboarders

 

[milk_man]

Yeah but who in the hell wants to live like they did in 1819? That would suck some serious ass. There wasn't even a Panama canal!

No one does, that's why we can't solve global warming

 

[1776]

Alexandra Ocasio Cortez’s green new deal. ??

 

[iH8pow]

Crack and aids, spread them everywhere

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Stop giving aid to African Nations



Gonna edit this to gradually stop giving aid to African Nations and introduce birth control and education for women there. Problem is that leadership in Islamic areas doesn't want either of those things

**This post was edited on Aug 22nd 2019 at 12:00:13pm

 

[elcheapo]

One big asteroid solves it quik

 

[skierman]

Convince enough people that Christian Republicans are nothing but scam artists.

World Peace.

 

[milk_man]

Convince enough people that Christian Republicans are nothing but scam artists.

World Peace.

Your right I prefer trustworthy people with good ideas like AOC and Bernie Sanders

 

[Titus69]

Stop giving aid to African Nations

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[ALMIGHTYSOSA]

dat shit iz fake as fukkk

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

You come back to mine xx

 

[Pigeon.]

everyone kill themselves at same time

 

[ThatSkiierKidd64]

Eat Shit And Die Of Cancer

 

[ChadThundercock]

Start a war with the Chinese

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

put more ice cubes in

 

[Sharko]

Thanos snap, thanos snap, thanos snap

 

[.frenchy]

roll coal pack skoal pussy boy

 

[Titus69]

roll coal pack skoal pussy boy

Hell yeah brother

 

[Bushdid9_11]

Convince enough people that Christian Republicans are nothing but scam artists.

World Peace.

Didn't take you for an sjw

 

[iced]

kill all of the fucking pandas

damn black off their fur is reflecting the heat

 

[skierman]

Didn't take you for an sjw

I didn't know SJW stands for having some fucking common sense.

 

[WoFIowz]

Didn't take you for an sjw

St. John's Wort?

 

[dolanslebensraum]

Dump fertilizer in the ocean

thats only 5 words dammit.

Dump fertilizer in the ocean, bitch.

There thats better.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

I can do it in 1. "Mindfulness"

 

[Bushdid9_11]

Don't smoke darts, smoke weed. Yea

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

We need a second ice age