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45.

45.

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I live in a small town named Muscatine in Iowa. We are known for our unusually high teen pregnancy rate. Well in my Spanish 3 class i sit next to a black chick who is pregnant (no stereotype there?) She is 17 and was 9 months pregnant so conveniently in the middle of class her water breaks, the shit got on my leg and all over my foot and shoe, basically i had smelly piss water all over my freaking foot. Then she started like gulping for air taking huge breaths and was like saying she needed help... me being the only one sitting around her instantly shouted "O SHIT!" and started spazzing out. i had no clue what to do. Luckily my spanish teacher has popped a few out and got Marissa (pregnant chick) to clam down and took her to the hospital. All the while i still had smelly piss water that splurged out on to my leg... i didnt wanna touch it to clean it off so it kinda stayed there for a while until i came to my senses and grabbed a huge roll of paper towels and cleaned it off. Im just fucking glad she didnt go into labor... that would have made for an even more fucked up day

 
smelly piss water all over my freaking foot...that made me chuckle

but seriously hooray for awkward moments, back in elementary school during sex-ed, as soon as the teacher starts putting slides up of the female reproductive system the kid sitting in front of me falls out of his chair and starts having a seizure on the ground, we all thought he was joking around...
 
wow bro that is intense... i cant even imagine the shit i would do if that happened to me. (im pretty obsessive about being clean) and some fucking juice that just came out of a pregnant chicks vagina.... ahsdahdsad im going to stop thinking about it
 
bwahah thats awosme it woulda been better if she did it on the flor then ur teahcer or a nerd was walking by adn sliped in it
 
Slightly disturbing. I would have probably just sat there in shock that some chicks vagina juice was splattered all over my leg.
 
well at least jeans provide that layer of protection where u got like 2.5 mins before it soaks thru the denim and then reaches the skin as opposed to shorts were its instantaneous and BAAM just splashes onto the skin and sits there like a little puddle on you way worse and i'd probably yak all over the place if that happened to me in shorts...come to think of it surprised u didn't
 
in kindergarten this kinda shy girl was made student of the week. everyone gets to be student of the week, and u have to stand up in front of the whole class. i was sitting on the carpet and she was wearing black tights. suddenly a wet spot appeared right next to my hand. it took me a minute to realize she had pissed herself standing in front of the whole class. she changed schools and I never saw here again

in 3rd grade i was the first one into the classroom back from recess. i saw this fat white trash girl and this girl who has seizures with their pants down touching each other.

in 5th grade the same white trashy girl had this nasty stench emanating from her one day. it smelled like rancid nacho cheese. everyone thought it was her feet. the next year I learned it was a yeast infection

in 8th grade the same girl in the past 2 incidents was suspended from school for inserting a ruler into her vagina. a kid i knew was punished for exclaiming "she done jacked herself off with a ruler" when he saw it happening
 
hahahah wow fucked up

one time in 2nd grade though this girl that liked me had to stay in during recess with me and my teacher left. so anyways im sitting there also and she stands on the table in front of me and pulls her short shorts up and shows me her vagina from like 2 feet away

soooooo awkward
 
LMFAO funniest thing I have read in a long time on NS. I can just imagine like a Cletus voice from the Simpson's going "she done jacked herself off with a ruler" lol
 
45 ur a star

i could just picture u freaking out about having this shit on ur leg running around the spanish room jumping up and down

wish i wouldve been there
 
hilarious, i am still laughing my ass off. the vagina piss water story was just fucking disgusting though, funny, but disgusting. i woulda ralphed
 
photographs or this event you speak of never occured (pics or it didn't happen)

gus kiddin ya

But really dude, that is nasty, but it is the kind of story that you will be able to tell forever, like to your grandkids
 
You guys go to weird schools....worst we ever had was the girl who ODed in the toilets after naked pictures of herself got round the school. But I wasn't even there that week.
 
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