So theres a cat that wants to move in with me

[charmander]

and shes a little slut.
just had a kid.
i'll get some pics, but shes not fat at least.
she just come up out of the blue and starts makin like we know each other and shit.i know better though and didnt let her in, and post picture takin washed my hands to get clean.

 

[Hansel.]

this better be better than jane or else its a waste of my time

 

[ace_]

cats invented slut

 

[Peter.]

take her out to a nice dinner then never call her again

 

[ace_]

i bet you she gets him drunk and gets laid and has more baybeez

 

[PopsicleStand]

im imagining she wasnt as cute as this

 

[charmander]

i guess she is kinda cute, if you like that kinda stuff.
NOODZZZ

 

[Shredneck]

cats are chill they are good pets for irresponsible people becuase they take care of thrmselves for the most part they require little attention to be happy. I like them but I may be partial becuase my dog is an asshole

 

[skibum2292]

haha i had no idea you meant an actual cat! i thought you were taking about a cat referring to a person, i was confused.

 

[Hack.The.Pow.]

 

[PopsicleStand]

i have been alert since the "dads meat in my GF thread"

 

[skibum2292]

haha that one got me too. now i'm going to have to take everything literally on ns.

 

[charmander]

ha, its ok man, that got me too