So next season is done for me

ape is definitely on a rampage. Im lovin the insults. I like bush, rather have him then john kerry.

SGB

 
as for this snowsnowsnow fool, obviously you dont know my past so you can pretty much stay out, or you can keep tempting my fury, also, as for the whole "ill be a year ahead in college" thats great, but untill you finish it dont mean shit and as for you not having friends your age, thats no excuse. i dont go around cruising highschools for chicks that are younger than me. you see, that would be illegal.

 
^Yeah that was such a piece of shit comment, shut the fuck ape.

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
skier boy chokes on dicks and i will break your spine. huckbunni, i know you, and i know that just like passion just because you date a skier doesnt mean your a good skier and just cuz you worked at a skimart dont mean shit, plus, your just a loud mouthed broad taht thinks your special cuz you have a grimy bf.

 
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You think Christine or Sarah think they're good skiers? I can't think of anyone else in the world that talks more about how much they suck at skiing than them.

 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FARVA'S #1!!! FARVA'S#1!!!!

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
i have NEVER said that I thoght I was a good skier... i suck a lot actually... that doesn't mean I don't have fun tho...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
Ape it really blows my fucking mind that you of all people could accuse anyone else of having an ego problem.

 
do i ever talk about skiing? or make posts about dildos? or talk about my sex life? or making porn? or my cars? or just make happy happy gay gay posts about flamer shit.?

 
you dont have to show such an ego by just talking about yourself... you seem to show it quite well by just bashing people

not sure where christine said anything about skiing, she was just reinterating the point that you are a dipshit, which you are

 
oh snap, i got another pussy whipped bitch with a splinter in his dick. I would like to congratulate you folks for sticking up soooo manly for your women. its super commendable. wow, and Im a dipshit too. fuck that sucks. sorry dude, but your whack. and i dont give a fuck.

 
then congrats, dont spew shit even if you dont care, not called for.

oh and thanks for saying that i am whack, means a lot to me. to be on par (not whack) with you would bother me id say

 
haha ape, you make me laugh because you have nothing on me, asshole.

..better to be manly than a bitch like you.

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
yes your right, i dont have anything on you. maybe because i dont associate with people like you. also, the manly comment was nice, i feel sorry for grant having to date a girl that actually resembles a man. as far as me being a bitch, thats pretty much a worthless throw out comment. but keep trying. you may make a good one eventually

 
im sorry to be the one to tell you this ape, but all your comments are worthless. luckily i havent lowered myself to your childish level.

oh and kudos to you on me "resembling a man" that was such a good one ape.

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
"do i ever talk about skiing? or make posts about dildos? or talk about my sex life?"

"if by not gettin laid you mean im having sex with girls 40 pounds less than you that arent trifling speed bumps than yes. "

hmmmm....

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my girlfriend doesn't ski, but she is a rocket scientist so she gets cool points in that respect.

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(yes I am serious)

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haha shes a rocket scientist bahaha....thats pretty cool actually. Atleast she will be/is richer than me.

SGB

 
well, to be completely fair she won't REALLY be one for another year (we have one more year of school).

BUT, rocket scientist in training I guess. This summer she will be working on nozzle thrust vectoring on turbojet engines (not rocket science, its aero but close enough)

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nozzle thrust vectoring? thats intense, you two are quite the scientific pair!

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
but remember, we're both ENGINEERS, not scientists.... big difference there (scientists are retards with dreams, and engineers are those who crush these dreams). however, astronautical engineers generally get the term "rocket scientist"

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"scientists are retards with dreams, and engineers are those who crush these dreams" hahahah i dont even know why that was so funny sean, but it definitely was! haha

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
NBC quit fucking egging him on. As far as I know, you haven't even met ANY of us. So you really don't have the right to say a fucking word.

 
how was he egging me?

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Me and NBCskier is tight, i fucked his friends sister, who in turn dumped me, fucked some douche and contracted chlamidia. and speaking of eggs, i find an omlette after sex to be exquisitely devine.

 
i make a killer white cheddar omelet. you put a few strips of bacon inside with the white cheddar, mmmmm, its the best.

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Haha....i just love hearing how all you people get worked up over nothin. Apes comments are hilarious and if they werent about your girlfriend or your friends you know you would be laughing too. I thinks cool that she is a rocket scientist. You two will both we really successful in life so cheers to you (brit & his girlfriend). And to you saying i haven't met any of you i have.

SGB

 
i dont even care anymore

...but honestly, you have to understand that anyone would get considerably irritated if they saw that their freinds were getting intensively bashed on. i mean, there is such a thing as crossing the line.

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
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