So, my roommates girlfriend is coming over for the night. ideas?

skithesprings

skithesprings

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So my roommate asked me today if it would be alright if his girlfriend stayed in our dorm room for tonight. Almost as a reflex i just said yes. I don't want this to become a regular occurrence so i figured i would turn to NS to make tonight as unpleasant as possible for them. (i share zero friends with my roommate and do not care one bit what he thinks of me. he's also a huge bitch so i'm not worried about any repercussions)
heres what i have already,
spend as much time in as little clothing as possible.
watch my TV if they're watching a movie.
stay up really late studying (i have to do this anyways, damn NS)
burp, fart, the works.
have people from my floor into the room, i do this anyways.
he's kind of nerdy so i doubt they'll share the bed, im not cleaning up my side of the floor to give her more room.
give me some good ideas.
 
Unless you seriously have absolutely no where else to go for a little bit.. let the kid have some space with his girlfriend. Cmon.
 
speaking from experience, don't be a dick, their will come a time where you need him to leave or be scarce, and he will think back to this time. It might end up cock blocking you in the future
 
Always an option,

watch or leave porn playing on your laptop and leave the volume on full so there is just moaning all night coming from your computer
 
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get really really drunk and "accidently" blow chunks all over the girlfriend. Sure you will suffer a little but it will be totally worth it
 
this. play nice. just last weekend i had a girl over. all weekend. he didnt bother me, we didnt bother him, it works out fine. he has a girlfriend and she stays over randomly. its just a you scratch my back i scratch yours deal
 
i know this makes me sound like a dick, but i don't want this to become a regular occurrence. i have no problem leaving for a night if he needs to fuck some chick, but this is his girlfriend and he's made it clear he's not fucking her. its different when you bring back a random for the night.
 
in order to better understand the types of ordeals thou shall be putting thy lady through, thou shalt need adequate photographs of said female.

fart spray. blame it on dog, roomate, spider, etc.
 
OH. This is your chance to ask a girl you like if you can crash with her, because your roommate is being a dick and kicking you out, what a loser, etc. etc. Use this to your advantage.
 
this. plus if it becomes regular that shes staying over, you sit down and tell the dude that you need your privacy/ quiet to study or w.e. Your living in a small space, it would suck to be really awkward with the guy
 
this. its gonna come back to bite you in the ass when your tryin to get some pussy in your room. nerds are also good at revenge.
 
don't be a dick. I sleep over with my girlfriend in her dorm every now and then and her roommate is easy about it and just finds some place else to sleep for the night, in return my girlfriend gets sexiled every now and then and doesn't complain.
 
i have made every effort to have some sort of relationship with the guy to make things not awkward, but damn it, he tries his hardest to be antisocial. not a single person on my floor of 60 people even knows his name. its already awkward.
I would like to emphasize that i'm not going to be obvious about it, i just want it to be so that they'll prefer her room to ours.
 
so? hes probably just fucking shy. please dont be a dick to this guy. he just wants to chill with his girlfriend, he did the nice thing and let you know ahead of time. one time in the future you will want a favor from him.

also, starting shit with anyone you LIVE with is ssoo unwise and pretty immature. it will be funny tonight but you will fucking hate your life when he gets back at you for it.
 
truth just give the guy some quality time with his girlfriend. he probably wants it to be special, just leave. it won't kill you, it will be fun to fuck with them, but come on.
 
pee in her butt. Only option

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So just be straight up and tell him? Why is being shady the new honesty? Have respect dude. I know you don't care what he thinks of you, but think of yourself and what you're doing. You don't wanna sound like a dick, but you plan on being one? I'm sure he'll respect your opinion if you don't want it to be an all the time thing. Don't create bad karma.
 
He's a huge bitch? You sound like douche. Why don't you just find something better to do somewhere for the night and stop crying like a 10 year old girl
 
ok mom, ill go crash in some lovely girls bed tonight. i didn't want to, but everyone has me feeling all bad for the kid now so i will.
whelp, forget i even asked.
 
This.

Why be a huge fucking asshole? Just say no...It isn't hard...and I am sure he will understand...Just tell him you have to study or something and need some quiet time.
 
Get drunk with them

Proceed to fuck both of them

Realize you enjoyed fucking him more than her

Pretend it never happened

Fact: 18 percent of college guys try something fucking hot in their college stay (as in homosexual)
 
yep, i sound like douche.
as previously stated, tonight was planned to be one of those stay up till 3 studying nights anyways before he ever told me she was coming, and for me trying to study outside my room is a huge fail, but you guys are all actually right, so like i just said, i'm peacing out at 12 when they get back and getting mine while he doesn't get his.
is that ok.
please, everyone, stop posting in this thread.
 
I like this one...not only do you get laid, you make him jealous and her feel awkward - it's a win.
 
we nerds are usually shy, yet rarely antisocial. so another thing you could do, is take your head and try your hardest to cram it up your ass.
leave the kid alone. his girl is probably mad sexy, in which case, you wouldn't want to be a prick
 
I do what I want! But seriously how is me posting stupid shit in nsg late night the same as crying because my roomate asked if his gf could spend the night. Especially with your nice list of stupid things to do.

I here you though. Life is crazy unfair. Your roomate wants to bring his girlfriend back to the place that's just as much his as it is yours. He let you know ahead of time so you could deal with it or find something else to do. That's terrible.

If you don't want it to be a regular occurrence, just tell him straight up your thoughts about it. Let him know that you're cool with it once in a while but not all the time. In life you have to deal with other people, it's terrible but that's the way it works.

And by your op, I feel bad for the people at whatever party or house you end up going to.
 
my boy brought this girl back 2 years ago he told her that me and our 2 other roommates did the nyQuil challenge, so she was down to do whatever because she thought we were all out...they proceed to do whatever we all burst out laughing and get up she was pretty embarrass.

same roommate was copping dome from this chick on the top buck, me and 2 of my roommates and these 2 chicks set up chairs on the floor (sorta stadium seating) in a row and wait till he finished until she saw she had an audience

my other friend had his buddies hang in the closet untill him and his girl were going at it then they all walked out mid way

just ways to embarrass your roommate and his chick
 
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