So I was tlking to my teacher.

An he is all so the socccer coach and tells me that 30 years ago in Floorida he saw tom cruise skiing on 2,000cm skis!!! I mean I ski 115 skiblades to 2,000 is REaLLy BiG!!!!!
 
You mean 200cm. 2000 would be 20 meters. That would be straight ridiculous.
But yeah back in the day skis were straight and long, imagine that... My dad still reminisces about those days.
 
Holy fuck... Was I really that tired that I couldn't recognize the blatant trolling? Tom Cruise, skiing, florida, 20m skis. Hmmmmm yeah for sure I'm gonna have to think that's legit. Cool story bro.
 
dude, thats nothing, chuck norris skis on 3,800,765cm when he jumps over to pluto off his sooper trampoine, this isnt false my dad saw this of friday, he went with him
 
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