So i joined the buffalo drinking game- need a way out

[tacobill]

let me pre-face by saying i drink quite often and in an alcohol fueled conversation i decided to join this game. it has been a few months now and i'm fuckin horrible at it. its gotten out of hand! is there anyway out!?!?!

 

[schism]

once you're in, you're in for life

 

[Miomo]

With that being said, kill yourself.

 

[Sno.]

cut off one hand.

 

[cowofawesome]

Come on man, rule #1 directly from the Official American Buffalo Club Association website:

1. Buffalo Club is a lifetime commitment

http://www.americanbuffaloclub.com/abca-official-rules.html

 

[tacobill]

ive offered getting a buffalo tattoo to buy my way out, i dont think there are any loop holes though...

 

[lands11]

You drink quite often, so I'm assuming you drink to get drunk, so by being bad at buffalo you get to drink more and get drunk faster. Sounds good to me.

 

[Mister.F]

In for life

 

[7-11_Slurpee]

In regards to your thread title, the buffalo club is not a game, its a lifestyle, as stated clearly in the rules.

 

[rockersteez]

sounds retarded

 

[4man]

if you fail to finish your drink within one minute, you must post an add in the news paper apologizing to the buffalo club and renouncing your membership. you cannot quit. the only way out is by dishonourable discharge by not finishing your drink. once your out, theres no coming back. thats at least how my university does it.

 

[will_powder]

You have to drink EVERY liquid with your left hand, it's the only way you get used to holding a beer in that hand.

Also if you're at a bar, when the waitress puts your coaster down, move it to your left hand side.

The only exception is when shot gunning.

 

[rudager]

Be ambidextrous

 

[bo0b]

Exactly, drink milk, water gatorade, everything with your left hand, soon it'll feel natural, that's what I did.

 

[lineskier10]

fuckin kids these days

 

[I_Am_Mod]

this!

i only drink with left ...

 

[Huck_Norris]

Pfffff... I bet you're one of those commie nazi devil-worshipping left-handed sons of satan.

 

[ThundaKilla]

 

[theBearJew]

It's like the game, which this thread made me lose... one day you think you're out of it... then someone reminds you and you get fucking pissed.

sorry

 

[Stickity]

What game?

 

[theBearJew]

you don't wanna know.

 

[no_steeze]

so all you do is drink with your left hand? why can't you just stop doing it?

 

[Peter.]

looks like you can never drink again

 

[Sno.]

thanks

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Next time someone calls you out, punch them in the throat.

Repeat.

Pavlovian conditioning tells us they'll stop playing this stupid fucking game.

 

[Jamestown]

You gonna shake someone's hand after it's nice and cold after holding a drink? Drink with your left, asshole.

 

[Malcolm]

It's a lifelong commitment

 

[theBearJew]

I said sorry..

 

[newnewschool]

i lost the game

 

[4man]

why'd you have to go a head and do that.

 

[Darth.Maul]

The hell man... Not cool

 

[Banane.]

Cut your right hand...... easy, you'll always drink from the left or vice versa

 

[*DUMBCAN*]

Respect the rules bro... Even wikipedia/images/flash_video_placeholder.png says theirs no way out...