So I hit a car today

Yeah all the cash I made working at the mall this summer is going to pay my fucking fines + insurance costs.
 
Your first mistake is turning it into insurance, you have to settle this shit outside of insurance because your young, your a boy, your going to get fucked anally. For ME it was a $500 Deductable + my insurance would go from $2k a year to $4k a year for 3 whole fuckin years so I just slapped $1500 in the dudes hand and that was that. Funny thing is, we worked at a body shop so he got it fixed for like $1000 and kept the extra 500 for me being a fuckin idiot.
 
i was in a parking lot with my brother, we must have been going 7 mph when this crazy bitch in a green explorer comes turning through the oparked cars, giong at least 25. she t-boned us so hard that our yukon XL(2200lbs) shifted 5 feet to the left.
 
Hah I think a Yukon XL is a tad bit more than 2.2k pounds, maybe more like 5-6k. Anyway I get your point, the car I hit skidded a good 2 feet.
 
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