So I have a Physical Monday...

J-Wile

J-Wile

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So I found out today that I have a physical on Monday. Haven't had one from a doctor's office in 2 years, usually just get one at school for sports. My mom wanted me to get caught up on shots, but they gotta do a physical I guess idk.

Anyway, last time (2 years ago) I'm pretty sure I had to pee in a cup.

I'm 16, and recently have been smoking weed. Will they check my pee? and if they do will they check for weed? and if they find THC, which they will if they check for it, is it confidential, or will my parents find out?

Please, just give me serious answers. Thanks NS.
 
everything is confidential with a doc unless you go in there saying youre gonna kill yourself. seriously you'll be fine
 
just pee all over your hands and the outside of the cup. go back to the doctor's office and just say "I missed and I can't pee anymore"
 
not if you are a minor and no they are not checking for drugs they generally check the proteins in your urine to determine if there is abnormal kidney or liver function
 
Shit dude I just got busted a few weeks ago for this. Try to clean out your system as fast as possible and only use the middle of your stream let the beginning and end go into the can. Good luck dude, jah bless
 
I have a plan for you OP, you need to listen very, very closely...

OIL CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but seriously you're fucked.
 
your not fucked, they wont be checking for THC at a physical i got scared of this to because i had to pee in a cup, but nothing happened. if your parents wanted to drug test you they would have to bring you in for a drug test, and they would have to tell you if it was.
 
When ever I get a physical I always have a choice to get drug tested or not. Just tell your mom its cheaper to not take one and get clean by the time they would test you at school.
 
This is not true if you are a minor. And OP is under the age of 18. Because I remember getting my physical last summer I had to sign all my papers over to me, because they were legally in my parents possession.
 
you are a-okay.

the doctor is not out to get you or rat you out. I'm not a doctor but I'm almost sure they don't randomly drug test 16 year olds. when I was in grade 10 one of my friends got called out by his dentist for smoking and being a fucking punk he replies with "yeah well good thing you aren't telling my parents shit huh"
 
dude forget the cup they dont do that shit anymore. they just send a camera up your pee hole and look around and they can see all of those marijuanas you smoked
 
OP, you are dumb as fuck. It's a routine physical exam. They don't fucking drug test you. And since you're a high schooler most likely getting this done for school sports, they don't even give a shit. They'll listen to your heart and lungs and pretend to look in your ears, nose, and mouth, then make you drop your shorts for 2 seconds to make sure your vagina is still there before sending you on your way.
 
At my physical a few weeks ago the doc asked me do you smoke, drink, use tobacco etc... It's all between you and your doctor, you'll be fine.
 
unless your parents ask for a drug test you're fine. im 17 and i had surgery yesterday. i peed in a cup and they took my blood, but my parents know i smoke weed (but they didnt say anything). THEY WILL ONLY TEST FOR THC IF YOUR PARENTS ASK THEM TO if its just a check up and not for a sports team. just dont arouse suspicion. best of luck dood. if its for a team work out alot and drink copious amounts of water and you might get clean in a week
 
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They aren't going to look for weed unless your parent demands that they do. If they collect you urine they are just trying to and see a lot of different things about your health. How your kidneys are doing, and that sort of stuff.
 
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