So i cut off part of my thumb

its alright man dont' worry. i did that cutting apples and i got light headed and shit but i just glued it and it was all good.
 
well it wans't all the way off...it was hanging there, and i had to go play soccer...so i glued it with some medical glue and taped it and it was good as new
 
yea man super glue. The stuff works like majiv, You just clost the whole with the reainign flesh then put super glue on it. As good as stiches and it keeps the bad out. Iv used it more times than i care to think of when in the back country camping or hiking
 
haha super glue! im scared for life! the other day i saw my woodwork teacher cut off his whole thumb on the circular saw! soo bad
 
in shop class i had to be partners with this kinda retarded girl and we were using the Band Saw and she cut her hand and claimed i tried to force her to cut her hand off.
 
eeek looks exactly like my moms when she used her slicer for the first time, she calls me into the kitchen and shes like "i cut myself" so i laughed and say you're fine, but this was before i saw it, then she proceeds to yell at me and tell me its serious, so i walk into the kitchen and it was worse than i expected and blood was going everywhere.. pretty gross, but i had to take her to the hospital... boy was that fun..
 
my grandpa cut off the tip of his middle finger on his right hand because he was trying to fix a snowblower and it tuned on somehow. it was a real mess.
 
YEAH DOG!! WE NEED TO START A CLUB. the skillsaws own your ass club, i dont have a fingertip because of it.. haha fun isnt it.
 
Shut up emo. trying to spread you emo ways and propaganda by blaming it on someone else.... Calm down Bright Eyes.
 
a kid fainted in tech class today, after he got cut. it was sweet. i dont know why he would faint, though. it wasn't that bad.
 
Mmmm... makes me hungry for hamburger.

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make sure to put severed digits in ice so they can be reattached later by the school nurse(what's that from?)
 
i was moving bricks and one cought me under the figernail. i was wearing latex gloves and one whole finger fillesd up w/ blood and sone others had a ll in it. i went into my bathroom to wash it off and i was looking it meself in the mirror...watching my face fade away. all i remember was falling over, hitting my toilet and waking up in my bathtub. noone was home either.
 
my buddy cut off the whole pad of his left index finger trying to steal a pair of those 100 $ sony headphones from best buy. he was in the bathroom cutting it open with a razor blade and fucking slipped and off went his pad. so he just stuck the whole fucking headphones package in his thing and walked the fuck out bleeding like mad. luckily no security sensor in that shit for some reason and he got em anyway. fucked his guitar playing though.
 
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