So i banged this japanese girl last night who spoke like 5 words of english.

[Trawltopilot]

it started out by her saying "game?" and i said ya so i taught her quarters with vodka and wisky untill we were both drunk. it was funny cause in bed we had to use sign language and even busted out google translate to see what we were trying to tell eachother, which hardly worked. either way it was funny to basically have sex with someone you couldnt talk to. / claim

inb4 cool story hansel

 

[maximiliaan]

k

 

[armadaski44]

cool story hans....Fuck

 

[no_steeze]

which 5 words?

me love you long time?

 

[elemeno89]

 

[elemeno89]

BAHAHAHAHA

 

[seward]

that is kinda awesome though.

fuck sign language, i would have been drawing pictures

 

[PopsicleStand]

pics or it didnt happen

 

[Trawltopilot]

haha,

 

[howlongcanausern]

ahahahaha

 

[CliffyByro]

hahahaha epic

 

[Hamster.]

this, and cool story except for the fact that you barely tell it, if you actually want to have a worthy thread and for people to conversate about it, you have to write basically an essay in detail of this night.

 

[dave44]

i lost it

 

[nickyp]

Obvious virgin is obvious.

 

[iSmokeweed]

did she ask "fie dorrah.suki suki"

 

[iSmokeweed]

did she ask "fie dorrah.suki suki"

 

[poo_slinger]

youre annoying

 

[iSmokeweed]

thanks man. you are actually my hero.

 

[howlongcanausern]

*your

 

[Spinoza]

hahaha

 

[poo_slinger]

sweet!!i find you less annoying now

 

[Hamster.]

you have caught me

 

[fucking]

rape is the same in any language

 

[skituner]

wait so mid-fuck you were using google translate? what were you trying to say to each other

 

[.Blake.]

I hope you took advantage of the fact that you could literally say anything to this broad without her getting offended.

 

[CliffyByro]

unless sarcasm

 

[Trawltopilot]

yeah... should i prosecute her?

 

[howlongcanausern]

to the furrest extent of the raw

 

[Spinoza]

"

 

[malonius_funk]

FY DAWRA SUCKY SUCKY!!!!

 

[Trawltopilot]

i guess that would be kinda funny if i videotaped it.

 

[chicken]

Haha I have done the same thing.

 

[Amadeus.]

lol nice dudeee !!!!!!

 

[Poems]

Enticing tale, bretheren.

 

[lineskier10]

no isnt even an option when they dont know how to say it, brilliant

 

[Trawltopilot]

she knew yes, no, good, you, me, and kiss and i had to teach her some words. it was funny tho it took her 5 minutes to explain she had to toylot

 

[Trawltopilot]

she was asking condom? and i said i promise im clean (not drugwise) but she said yeah so..yeah

 

[Trawltopilot]

also shes like my suite mate i got a single and my two buds have a double and these two girls shared a double but all in the same suite. but shes cool so its not awkward

 

[PANDA_SWAGGA]

was she good looking?

 

[word.is.bond.]

sooo you banged a foreigner who didnt know a lick of english, without a rubber?

sounds like a good idea

 

[5oup5teeze]

pretty much lol

 

[Nurgle]

Win.

 

[Bateman]

Riveting tale, chap

How is it, you know, asian in bed?

 

[Sean...M]

Im guessin majority of those who post something negative in this threat are virgins..

I, on the other hand, applaud you. One you can cross off the bucket list. Was she a good lay? I'm still yet to get my foreigner..

 

[PON3]

My ex-gf in college who is still my friends with benefits is from Mexico. She is sooo sexy!!!!

When we have sex she only spoke in Spanish, it's really something.

 

[DIX~]

More details required imo, good job though man

 

[EastCoast315]

ahahahah

lost

 

[SterlingArcher]

HAHAHAHHA AWESOME

 

[derbski]

I have to know, do japanese girls actually sound like they are crying as they are getting fucked? Watch any japanese porno if you don't know what I am talking about

 

[SickJib_Brit]

**You're

LOL don't correct someone if you don't know how to use the word yourself.

 

[SterlingArcher]

ive been wondering this too!