Snowboard Jokes Anyone?

[k2yeags]

So i need some good anti snowboarding jokes. A good friend of mine is argueing that the snowboard team at my school and snowboarding in general is better than skiing

 

[k2yeags]

and i'm just looking for a few good jokes to throw back

 

[Prorider2themax]

snowboarding is twice as easy and half as steezy, suck it he

he can reverse it if he wants to though

 

[S-Titterington]

not really jokes but if they really dont know what skiing is and there newbs then show them some skiing movies. thats what i do and now they all want to learn to ski.

 

[freestyle_kyle]

if skiing were easy, it would be called snowboarding

Q) whats the difference between a vaccuum and a snowboard?

A) the way you strap the dirtbag on.

Q)whats the hardest part about being a boarder?

A) telling your parents that your gay

Q)how many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

A)27. 1 to do it, 8 to say i can do that better. and the rest to sit in the landing

 

[cofreeskier]

haha so true

 

[CMF]

what the difference between a first time snowboarder and an instructor?

about three days

 

[cobra_commander]

how many snowboaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

it would help if they new what one was.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

all of them available, 1 to screw it in, one to film it and the rest to yell sick!!

snowboarders only exist becuase they can not keep track of two sticks, one is almost to much.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?

HOMELESS.

Theres a car with three boarders in the back, what do you call the driver?

OFFICER.

Whats the difference between a snowboard instructor and his/her students?

3 DAYS.

 

[sherpachlo]

HAHAHA it's funny watching raw footage because that's always what you hear

 

[Holte]

Q) How does a snowboarder introduce himself on the slopes?

A) Sorry dude

 

[zerospinskier]

i just laughed, very hard. i am all drowsy on nyquil, but that was funy.

 

[k2yeags]

Any more?

 

[Mod]

haha, I like the 'telling your parents that your gay' one.

 

[jd_1260]

Once your parents think youre old enough they take you skiing. If you suck at that they take one ski away and you become a boarder.

 

[Geoff.]

not really negative to snoewboading but i find this funny. and it works for most other "action" sports.

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb.

5 one to do it one to film it 2 to yell sick and yeah! and one to say i could do it switch

 

[skiatgore69]

What happened to the skier who hit the snowboarder?

the snowboarder cried

 

[Geoff.]

^word. ad just tell them that there posers and real snowboarders are chill with skiiers

 

[skiatgore69]

haha yeah i know i made it up

 

[gnustreetfool]

you guys are such haters

 

[Star_F*cker]

fuck you guys im a snowboarder and i have no problem with skiing actually most of my friends ski

 

[Geoff.]

word i snowboard too. freeskiers and snowboarders should slay gapers not each other

 

[cracko]

word. some of these are hilarious though.

 

[Black-Bandanna]

that was on NS Radio.

 

[Black-Bandanna]

^the vacuum one...

 

[Hotdawgg-Skier4]

snow boarding is gaysontreys

i dont know if i spelt that right, you figue it out!

 

[steamboatskibum8]

i heard it how many snowbaorders does it take to screw in? 50, 1 to do it and the rest to sit, watch and scream ooooooooooooohhh

 

[Hotdawgg-Skier4]

im sorry but that was just grabage. ha

 

[k2yeags]

one of my best friends is starting a snowboard team at my school this year and all i wanted was some jokes to throw at him. i'm not actually hating on him. i ride with him all the time

 

[ElConquistador]

what did you expect from a skiing site, i am sure allot of people on this site have no problem with snowbaorders

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

id say make fun of snowbladers instead of boarders, or gapers, you gotta unite the steeze

 

[cracko]

thank you. does anyone even read threads anymore?

ps i snowboard ooooooooooooooh

 

[Astomp]

star_fucker its not like this is serious. fuck your retarded.

 

[Mod]

A Cadillac with five snowboarders runs off a cliff, and everybody dies. What's the worst thing?

Cadillac can seat six.

 

[manabadman]

dont ever use these. They will laugh at you

 

[frogger69]

fuck snowboarding and newschoolers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ninjea]

holy shit, for a second i thought Ryno posted this.

change your icon

 

[garrett.]

word change it bra

 

[canadianskier]

what do you call any snowboarder?

newbzor... im sry i ruined it

 

[ktollefson_1080]

hahah awsome

 

[soulskier]

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10, 1 to do it and 9 to sit there and say "i could do that"

 

[cracko]

shut up josh.

 

[III]

These are pretty funny. I don't hate on snowboarders at all, i ski in a big crew that's almost half and half, and my friends who snowboard are all sick, and a few really throw down hard. But its always fun to tease each other and crack jokes about the other boards.

 

[Peter.]

jea im chill with snowboarders, all my friends at my school are boarders, and they give me rides to the mountain lol.

 

[twistedxfaith]

I dont get it?

 

[Geoff.]

as in they could have killed more.

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

it gets funnier every time...its like 7x as funny now