Snow Is God’s Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Planning to Drive to Do Something Gay

[jerad]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/12/28/pat-robertson-snow-is-gods-way-of-punishing-americans-who-were-planning-to-drive-to-do-something-gay-2/

So let me get this straight...

1. NS is mostly dudes

2. We have a giant NS circle jerk

3. Giant pow day for everyone?

Who's in?

 

[Ski_the_east01]

i hate that d bag..he's on every morning right before i watch boy meets world reruns before i head to work

 

[maximiliaan]

you twll them boy!!

 

[.jersey]

lolwut

 

[Me0w_mix]

people like him are narrow minded like fuck. just let them do what they want. if they're not trying to hit on you then why the hell would you care.

 

[corona]

get a blue name, we can't have God think there are any girls here

 

[treebeard]

that guy's for real?

 

[Armanzoid]

Hahaha, picturing that daily routine just looks weird.

 

[Me0w_mix]

lol.

 

[PON3]

this dude is a headfuck

 

[derbski]

This just in, massive snow storms hit san fransisco with whiteout conditions that have left most cars snowed in. The storms, however, are isolated, and nearby areas such as oakland are mostly unaffected, because they were driving to do hoodrat shit.

 

[freestyler540]

wow, and did he come to that conclusion. Really, I would love to hear his logic behind that statement.

 

[BillyDwyre]

In other blizzard-related news, the National Weather Service offered this update: “It’s as white as a Glenn Beck rally out there.”
lol'd

 

[Username_42069]

this is not real news, its like the onion or the national inquirer.
shits fakes, but whats more funny is that i wouldnt be at all surprised if some evangelist made this claim in the first place.

 

[RubberSoul]

...

 

[chuck_testa]

haha I thought it was a blessing. It was a snowier than average winter on the east.

 

[SeanTom]

i would punch him in his fucking face.

 

[Tasche]

1:08

 

[Petey.]

We could, in theory, form an NS mob, and kill him.

 

[Zimmerman]

people like this belong in the four winds.

 

[Imagination]

wut

 

[potato_man]

ooookay apparently no one has heard of the borowitz report before...its like The Onion; the joke has gone on long enough and too many people took it seriously haha

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

San Fransisco got snowed on in madd trix. it must be true.