Snow day

ive got a foot and a half at my house and im leaving for somewhere where it hasnt snowed in a week to go skiing, fucking sweet...
 
SEATTLE; HOME OF THE WEATHER VAGINAS

SEATTLE (AP) — Schools throughout greater Seattle closed Wednesday at

the mere threat of snow late in the day, a symptom of the city's deep

phobia of the white stuff and near-complete inability to deal with any

significant snowstorm.

Even though Seattle is the nation's northernmost

major city, snow is a rarity here, and the city is ill-equipped to

clear the streets of its hilly neighborhoods. Combine that with drivers

unaccustomed to driving on slick roads, and snow is a recipe for chaos.

School officials' caution dates back to a 1990 snowstorm that dumped

several inches of unexpected snow, paralyzing the city and forcing

1,200 children to spend the night in their classrooms. Since then, the

state's largest school district and its suburban neighbors close as a

precaution when snow threatens.

So the fear of snow pervades far beyond the schools. Metro, the Seattle

area's transit system, put tire chains on 80 percent of its 1,329-bus

fleet overnight. But after the chains kicked up sparks on bare pavement

during the morning commute, forcing drivers to go 35 mph or less to

avoid tearing up the roadways, the chains were removed, said Metro

spokeswoman Linda Thielke.

Elsewhere in the country's northern regions, cities

are often more blase about bad weather. In and around Chicago, students

routinely trudge through several inches of snow to school.

In Minneapolis, where snow is a way of life, the schools typically shrug off anything short of a blizzard.

"It would have to be something like 8 inches to a

foot before we consider it," said Craig Vana, executive director of

emergency management, safety and security for the Minneapolis School

District. The city's had more than 15 inches of snow this season, and

school hasn't been canceled yet.

 
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