Sneaking alcohol into MSG

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P-HAGAR

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is it too risky? if i used like a plastic flask would it still be risky? never been to MSG and seeing SHM tomorrow I need some advice so i dont fuck up.
 
i havent gone to a concert in awhile and its SHM last tour so im trying to get to a pretty high level of intoxicated....ik that if i drink before itll fade and that can be a huge bonerkill
 
Probably a flask, but if they have a metal detector/wands you might be screwed. Or a plastic bottle if you have a big enough pocket
 
I clicked on this thread like 10 minutes ago, smoked some hashish, came back to my computer with the page scrolled down. This was the first thing I read and I laughed my ass off for over a minute. Thank you.

Post Script. I hope you're the old Arabian
 
I went to Swedish House in Toronto. It may be different than MSG, but the security was a shit show. So relaxed. But heres what i suggest (and what i did):

So get a 6-8oz soft plastic flask, fill it with something strong (b151, everclear, etc...), then take a rubber band and loop it around the top so that its like a short leash. Tie the other end around the button for your fly, then jam that shit down your pants snuggled on top of your johnson. Wear briefs over it to make it even less noticable.

Trust me even if they patted you down like the TSA youd be good.

Have fun man, SHM live is incredible
 
And yeah a plastic flask in the waistband should be good, just dont be an idiot with it or act sketchy
 
alright im just gonna lay down my scenario.....im gonna wear like a long sleeve shirt and a down puff vest with two zippered pockets in the front....if I had like a little plastic container in one of those pckets would I get fucked? do they pat you down?
 
I saw them while super fucked up a couple weeks back, go for total annihilation, it'll be fun. Just get enough fucked up on booze and molly that you don't black out, but that you are close to it.

Also, just wear boxer briefs, get a flask, and stick the flask in between your waist band and your junk. Thats what I did a couple weeks back and it worked perfectly. I actually didn't even notice the flask in my waist line the entire show too, which was cool
 
one time i walked into a concert with an entire 18 pack of budwieser bottles tucked into the wasteband of my pants.

im 6'2", skinny as fuck and was wearing super-tight jeans with a shoelace belt and an XL hoodie. i was already shitfaced sideways drunk, the guy looked at me funny, patted my stomach, shrugged his shoulders and let me through. i remember walking up to a group of my friends and lifting up my shirt and just saying "guys. the beer. i have all the fucking beer"

so if i somehow pulled that off i think you can sneak a plastic flask or water-bottle in to an MSG show no fucking problem. if you really wanna get crafty, take a water bottle and tie a string around the neck, then tie the other end to a belt loop and drop it down your pants.

 
put the beer in ziplock bags and duct tape that shit to yours stomach, back or any other area that works. Thats what I do when I go to sports games. The first time I had a beer breech in the restroom and beer spilled all over the place and soaked my shirt so just be carful and do a double bag and tape the top of the ziplock. I still had plenty of beer, randomly my teacher happened to be in the restroom when it happened he saw me walk in and he knew what I was doing after all the beer spilled on the floor. He was also drunk so it was chill.
 
Are ya under 21? I've never had a problem with flask at metal detectors. I even keep my joints in a metal lighter container thing. Your good man, relax!

Experience attending numerous concerts in the tri-state.
 
just wear skiing socks and put a half pint in each sock and maybe a rubberband around it and your ankle for support, they never pat down your legs
 
There are no metal detectors (walk through kind) at MSG. They do have wands but don't always use them, plus if you had a plastic flask they'd never find it. If you crotch it and aren't an idiot about it you should be fine. Last NYE I brought in a small bottle of champagne and Johnny Walker no problem. Just don't be a dumbass.
 
just drink befor and eat some good drugs. then ull only be needing water a the show!. bring some k bumps for inside, much eaiser
 
Just buy some of these.

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Problem solved.
 
for the record last night i went to madison square garden for the jason aldean concert and carried a flask in my inner jacket pocket.

also i stole a skateboard from the toys r us in times square and rode it out the front door swigging from my flask.

so there was that.
 
1. Get some gin2. Get a small plastic bag

3. Fill the bag with gin

4. Tape it under your balls

If its found do not let them rip it off because they will try to.
 
Lucky for you you've found my area of expertise.

Idk if it's been answered yet.

Security in msg is lask as fuck, just DONT BRING A METAL FLASK.

You will most likely get wanded down and that's it. And I've been there for phish which are the kind of shows venues step up security for.

Just don't have a giant bulge somewhere. You could prolly bring a handle of rum in your hood. Good luck.

 
haha the amount of drunk fuck yea that must have been coursing through your body is practically infectious
 
Hmm idk, what's the point of trying though? Plastic bottle ='s win.

I had a bunch of hat pins that I brought in in my waste band in can the search was bad. NYC is fucked about unlicensed vending. Had a few friends arrested for selling hat pins. Shits retarded.

I thought this was America. Yet when you actually need help NYPd is worthless in the encounters I've been involved in.

Interesting that they don't check tickets until you're pretty much in the venue. Seems like it'd be pretty easy to rush that place for the ticketless. I mean you'd have to hide inside since you're most likely on camera but whatever.
 
concert and booze was a success....had shitty seats but bypassed security and made it into the very front floor section when it went black for swedish house mafia.....so god damn amazing
 
Fill one of those plastic bags ment to make ice cubes in, with any desired alcohol, and tape it around your leg or stomach or whatever.
 
MSG is so easy to get in alcahol. Before 21, I used to have this little plastic flask I would put in my beltbuckle. NEver had a problem
 
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