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Passed out in my van last night Woke up this morning and pounded the rest of my vodka and went back home. Gonna eat a snickers ice cream barabout 12 hours ago via TweetieAt kfc taking a shit3:45 PM Apr 3rd via TweetieWoke up and puked. Made a plate of cheeto nachos and a tall glass of mountain dew and vodka. Gonna watch point break7:13 AM Apr 3rd via TweetieHired. I start delivering pizzas in my van next week. Theres no way this job can be worse than quiznos. Gonna steal mad pizzas2:38 PM Apr 2nd via TweetieAt a gas station eating a microwave cheeseburger for breakfast, buying some smokes. Paying in change. I gotta hit up a coinstar or something9:21 AM Apr 2nd via TweetieDrinking tall cans of king cobra and smoking a joint with the deedge behind 7-eleven. Gonna steal the broom thats back here, ours is shit2:15 PM Apr 1st via TweetieGonna hit up taco bell then go smoke weed and play video games with the deedge. Might call pizza place to see if I got the job11:20 AM Apr 1st via TweetieStayed at dump girls last night. Woke up before she did and looked around her place. Nothing interesting so I poured a drink and watched tv11:18 AM Apr 1st via TweetieShe doesn't have a VCR. What the fuck7:37 PM Mar 31st via Tweetiegoing over to dump girls for a movie. im bringing darkman on vhs and my flask. said she wants to watch twilight or some shit, we'll see...6:14 PM Mar 31st via webgodamnit clogged the toilet fuck1:57 PM Mar 31st via TweetieTaking a wicked shit while smoking a cigarette1:54 PM Mar 31st via TweetieBringing my bottle of cutty sark in the shower10:17 AM Mar 31st via TweetieJob interview went good. Gonna go get some cutty sark and a bag of cheetos and watch teen wolf 22:39 PM Mar 30th via TweetieSmoking a joint in my van killing time until my job interview12:17 PM Mar 30th via Tweetieeating a can of cake frosting, watching bad boys 22:48 PM Mar 29th via webGot a call back for a job interview tomorrow for a pizza delivery gig. This will be sick cuz I can steal pizzas1:41 PM Mar 29th via TweetieGot dump girl to pay for my breakfast. She seemed surprised when I pulled out my flask of cutty sark and emptied it into my glass. Good meal2:26 PM Mar 28th via TweetieMeeting dump girl for breakfast. Gonna try and get her to pay for my food7:17 AM Mar 28th via TweetieMicrowaved some popcorn shrimp. Hanging out drinking old crow watching shit on tv, living.[/list]
Passed out in my van last night Woke up this morning and pounded the rest of my vodka and went back home. Gonna eat a snickers ice cream barabout 12 hours ago via TweetieAt kfc taking a shit3:45 PM Apr 3rd via TweetieWoke up and puked. Made a plate of cheeto nachos and a tall glass of mountain dew and vodka. Gonna watch point break7:13 AM Apr 3rd via TweetieHired. I start delivering pizzas in my van next week. Theres no way this job can be worse than quiznos. Gonna steal mad pizzas2:38 PM Apr 2nd via TweetieAt a gas station eating a microwave cheeseburger for breakfast, buying some smokes. Paying in change. I gotta hit up a coinstar or something9:21 AM Apr 2nd via TweetieDrinking tall cans of king cobra and smoking a joint with the deedge behind 7-eleven. Gonna steal the broom thats back here, ours is shit2:15 PM Apr 1st via TweetieGonna hit up taco bell then go smoke weed and play video games with the deedge. Might call pizza place to see if I got the job11:20 AM Apr 1st via TweetieStayed at dump girls last night. Woke up before she did and looked around her place. Nothing interesting so I poured a drink and watched tv11:18 AM Apr 1st via TweetieShe doesn't have a VCR. What the fuck7:37 PM Mar 31st via Tweetiegoing over to dump girls for a movie. im bringing darkman on vhs and my flask. said she wants to watch twilight or some shit, we'll see...6:14 PM Mar 31st via webgodamnit clogged the toilet fuck1:57 PM Mar 31st via TweetieTaking a wicked shit while smoking a cigarette1:54 PM Mar 31st via TweetieBringing my bottle of cutty sark in the shower10:17 AM Mar 31st via TweetieJob interview went good. Gonna go get some cutty sark and a bag of cheetos and watch teen wolf 22:39 PM Mar 30th via TweetieSmoking a joint in my van killing time until my job interview12:17 PM Mar 30th via Tweetieeating a can of cake frosting, watching bad boys 22:48 PM Mar 29th via webGot a call back for a job interview tomorrow for a pizza delivery gig. This will be sick cuz I can steal pizzas1:41 PM Mar 29th via TweetieGot dump girl to pay for my breakfast. She seemed surprised when I pulled out my flask of cutty sark and emptied it into my glass. Good meal2:26 PM Mar 28th via TweetieMeeting dump girl for breakfast. Gonna try and get her to pay for my food7:17 AM Mar 28th via TweetieMicrowaved some popcorn shrimp. Hanging out drinking old crow watching shit on tv, living.[/list]
