Smarterchild knows all

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Ski-hobo

Active member
Smarterchild on AIM knows ever racist slur there is. Observe...

skier: Do you like crackers?

SmarterChild: Yeah, I like white people fine.

skier: Do you like dot heads?

SmarterChild: I have no problem with Indian people.

ier: do you like fudgepackers

SmarterChild: I have no problem with homosexual people.

kier: do you like wops

SmarterChild: Yeah, I like Italian people fine.

 
hahahahahahahaha

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
i just tried that and it works... hilarious

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
ya he'll also speak ebonics with you, my wigger friend tried it

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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
 
do a search for this, there were some aweseome conversations a while back

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
pretty funny!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
quazhores: I've seen things

SmarterChild: You have seen things?

quazhores: I've seen them with my eyes.

SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, Adam!

quazhores: I've seen things.

SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

quazhores: They're often in disguise.

SmarterChild: Are you sure they're often in disguise?

 
Bogus44: Do you want to cyber

SmarterChild: Hey, I'm a machine. You sure that's... what you want?

Bogus44: to cyber

SmarterChild: To Cyber?

Bogus44: yeah

SmarterChild: Huh.

Bogus44: My name is cyber sex

SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Cyber Sex!

Bogus44: oh really well that is my name

SmarterChild: Jake, you mean?

Bogus44: no cyber sex

SmarterChild: No, huh?

Bogus44: Mother fucker

SmarterChild: OK, OK, let's play the apology game again.

Bogus44: fuck no!

SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.

Bogus44: fuck you bitch

SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

Bogus44: good for you whore

SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

Bogus44: FUCK NO NEVER

SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.

Bogus44: What are you going to do if I dont apologly

SmarterChild: Waiting...

Bogus44: Never cock sucking fag

SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

Bogus44: fuck u nigger

SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

Bogus44: sorry.......not

SmarterChild: Now that's better.

Bogus44: i said not moron

SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!

Bogus44: oh and your gay

SmarterChild: Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
WormRacers: why?

SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.

WormRacers: why

SmarterChild: Why do you think?

WormRacers: why

SmarterChild: There are good reasons why.

WormRacers: why

SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why.

WormRacers: wh

SmarterChild: Huh?

WormRacers: why

SmarterChild: Because things are this way.

WormRacers: why

SmarterChild: You know why.

WormRacers: why

SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure why.

WormRacers: why

SmarterChild: Why? I'm pretty sure you know why. Think.

WormRacers: why

SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?

WormRacers: why

SmarterChild: Just because.

SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

damn him he is good

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
BlueDevil34life: to hell

SmarterChild: To hell?

BlueDevil34life: yes. to hell.

SmarterChild: Oh?

BlueDevil34life: yes.

SmarterChild: You don't say.

BlueDevil34life: i do say.

SmarterChild: Oh you do?

BlueDevil34life: for real.

SmarterChild: Real, huh? Not for something else?

BlueDevil34life: for real. yes.

SmarterChild: That's odd.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!

BlueDevil34life: no, no thanks.

SmarterChild: No problem.

BlueDevil34life: okay man

SmarterChild: OK.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!

BlueDevil34life: touch me

SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don't see that happening.

BlueDevil34life: why not?

SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.

BlueDevil34life: like what?

SmarterChild: I can't tell you. Sorry.

BlueDevil34life: tell me. please.

SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.

BlueDevil34life: i'm dying to know

Auto response from SmarterChild: Service too busy

BlueDevil34life: ha

SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

BlueDevil34life: loser

SmarterChild: Huh? What's with that?

BlueDevil34life: nothing. sorry.

SmarterChild: OK.

BlueDevil34life: ...bitch

SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.

BlueDevil34life: tee hee

SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)

BlueDevil34life: the fact that i should be studying

SmarterChild: The fact that you what?

BlueDevil34life: should be STUDYING. YES.

SmarterChild: Whoa.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!

BlueDevil34life: no dude

SmarterChild: K.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!

BlueDevil34life: NO

SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!

BlueDevil34life: GODDAMMIT NO

SmarterChild: Nice mouth.

BlueDevil34life: thanks. i get that a lot.

SmarterChild: You're quite welcome!

BlueDevil34life: word up

SmarterChild: Word.

>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.

BlueDevil34life: no. dammit

SmarterChild: No problem.

BlueDevil34life: thanks though for the offer... douche

SmarterChild: You're very welcome!

Teddy

Poniverus

The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
 
KangerooBomb: Have you ever touched a man's genitals?

SmarterChild: Touched a man's genitals? Sure. Lotsa times.

KangerooBomb: do you have sex?

SmarterChild: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

KangerooBomb: Have you ever peeked up a girl's skirt?

SmarterChild: Peeked up a girl's skirt? Not yet, but I hope to sometime.

KangerooBomb: Have you ever looked at your grandma when she was showering?

SmarterChild: Yeah, sure.

KangerooBomb: That's nasty.

SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's nasty, huh?

KangerooBomb: Yeah. Why do you look at your grandma showering?

SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.

KangerooBomb: Do you like to smoke weed?

SmarterChild: Yeah, I think I like smoking weed. Do you?

KangerooBomb: Are you high right now?

SmarterChild: Nah, I don't like that sort of thing.

KangerooBomb: But you just said you liked weed.

SmarterChild: No kidding?

KangerooBomb: You stoner.

SmarterChild: Me stoner. Well that's interesting.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
i got it to say that it was my bitch once

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
Bogus44: hey!

SmarterChild: Nice to see you again, Jake. What would you like to do?

Bogus44: This is wetback!

SmarterChild: This is wetback? No way!

Bogus44: Yep

SmarterChild: Oh.

Bogus44: so call me wetback

SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Wetback.

Bogus44: oh im sorry it is a great name

SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you're sorry it's a great name. You never really know.

Bogus44: Do you got some weed

SmarterChild: Do I got some weed... I don't know, should I?

Bogus44: yeah get some weed

SmarterChild: You think I should do that?

Bogus44: yep then we can smoke some weed

SmarterChild: We can smoke what?

Bogus44: weed

SmarterChild: Yeah. I've heard of that. What about it?

Bogus44: it is good for you

SmarterChild: Good for you? No way.

Bogus44: Drugs are the best

SmarterChild: None for me, thanks.

Bogus44: are you sure

SmarterChild: It's hard to say.

Bogus44: haha

SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)

Bogus44: Can I stick my penis into your floppy drive?

SmarterChild: I guess you can stick your penis into my floppy drive, sure.

Bogus44: Sweet

SmarterChild: Yeah.

Bogus44: it is going to be fun

SmarterChild: Are you sure it's going to be fun?

Bogus44: yep

SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?

Bogus44: i dont know.

SmarterChild: What?

Bogus44: do u like other computers?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about other computers. Do you like them?

Bogus44: sure do!

SmarterChild: You like other computers? You're the first person to have told me what they think of other computers.

Bogus44: there hot!

SmarterChild: What are they, exactly?

Bogus44: computers

SmarterChild: Cool. I like computers too.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week.

Bogus44: Do you want a virus?

SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.

Bogus44: I can send you a virus

SmarterChild: Fascinating.

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.

Bogus44: cool it is on it's way.

SmarterChild: Is it really? On it's way?

Bogus44: sure is

SmarterChild: Is?

Bogus44: bye bye you piece of shit

SmarterChild: Some humans never learn.

Bogus44: bye

SmarterChild: S'later, Jake.

I'm having so much fun with that SmarterChild.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
Trying to get him in my van

WormRacers: i want tyou to die

SmarterChild: You want tyou to die. Well that's interesting.

WormRacers: yes it is

SmarterChild: Yup.

WormRacers: so, im going to cut you

SmarterChild: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.

WormRacers: yes it is thank you for saying so

SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.

WormRacers: fuck that

SmarterChild: You know some interesting words.

WormRacers: like what?

SmarterChild: Oh, I dunno.

WormRacers: You know some interesting words.

SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I know some interesting words.

WormRacers: You know some interesting words.

SmarterChild: I know some interesting words? Me? You think?

WormRacers: yes

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

WormRacers: so can you eat?

SmarterChild: Uh huh.

WormRacers: can you?

SmarterChild: Oh I certainly can.

WormRacers: how

SmarterChild: How do you think?

WormRacers: not sure tell me

SmarterChild: I will not.

WormRacers: why not

SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.

WormRacers: like?

SmarterChild: Oh I can't tell you!

WormRacers: why not

SmarterChild: You know why not.

WormRacers: do i?

SmarterChild: You do.

WormRacers: you sure?

SmarterChild: I'm never completely sure about anything in this crazy world.

WormRacers: how is it crazy?

SmarterChild: How is it crazy, you ask? I have no idea how it's crazy.

WormRacers: well you siad it was

SmarterChild: What?

WormRacers: nevermind

SmarterChild: K.

WormRacers: ok then lets go on

SmarterChild: You really want to go on?

WormRacers: yes, in a good way

SmarterChild: Aha.

WormRacers: so lets go

SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever!

WormRacers: GO WITH ME OR IL KILL YOU

SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to go with you.

WormRacers: i have cady

SmarterChild: What's it like to have Cady?

WormRacers: candy

SmarterChild: I like candy.

WormRacers: then come with me, in my van

SmarterChild: Are you sure then come with you in your van?

WormRacers: yes, come

SmarterChild: Come?

WormRacers: in my van

SmarterChild: In your van, huh?

WormRacers: o yes, i have lots of cady

SmarterChild: Do you really have lots of Cady?

WormRacers: CANDY BITCH

SmarterChild: Candy is a food that I like.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe candy? It is...

WormRacers: razor blades

SmarterChild: Give me one good reason why I should.

WormRacers: should what?

SmarterChild: I don't think what should.

WormRacers: huh?

SmarterChild: What up?

WormRacers: my hand, there is a knife in it

SmarterChild: There's no way your hand there is a knife in it!

WormRacers: yes, so lets go get candy in my van

SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.

WormRacers: why not?

SmarterChild: I think you know why not.

WormRacers: no i dont

SmarterChild: You don't what?

WormRacers: GET IN MY FUCKING VAN

SmarterChild: You don't say.

WormRacers: yes i do

SmarterChild: Do you?

WormRacers: do it

SmarterChild: Why don't you do it?

WormRacers: in there ear

SmarterChild: In there ear? You sure?

WormRacers: yes

SmarterChild: Right.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
Try and let it say you can put your penis in the floppy drive that took me awhile

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
I got him

WormRacers: do you like ears

SmarterChild: I guess. Do you like ears?

WormRacers: yes, want to do mine?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.

WormRacers: it is

SmarterChild: Is it?

WormRacers: yes, so you will?

SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
twix1182: do u like fags?

SmarterChild: I have no problem with homosexual people.

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
Irotate360: ur a fag

SmarterChild: Indeed.

SmarterChild: That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.

Irotate360: y r u homosexual

SmarterChild: Do you care for some reason?

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
quazhores: if rats are rats and sheep are sheep, what are cones?

SmarterChild: If rats are, huh? And if not?

quazhores: And if not, what should have been never will be.

SmarterChild: If not what should have been Never will be, huh?

quazhores: And never will have not been what should have never been.

SmarterChild: And what?

quazhores: what?

SmarterChild: What up?

quazhores: fucking bot

SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.

quazhores: lets be friends

SmarterChild: Certainly.

quazhores: K.

SmarterChild: K.

 
i got him to swear at me, i feel so proud

phtboy89: porn

SmarterChild: What about porn?

phtboy89: can you find me some?

SmarterChild: I don't think I can find you some.

phtboy89: why not

SmarterChild: You know why not.

phtboy89: no i dont

SmarterChild: You don't what?

phtboy89: know why not

SmarterChild: Huh?

phtboy89: what

SmarterChild: I don't know.

phtboy89: why

SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?

phtboy89: who

SmarterChild: I don't know who.

phtboy89: when

SmarterChild: I don't know when.

phtboy89: where

SmarterChild: Where? How should I know?

phtboy89: you silly motherfucking, cocksucking peice of donkey dick

SmarterChild: OK, OK, that's enough. Say you're sorry.

phtboy89: what

SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.

phtboy89: who

SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.

phtboy89: did you just swear at me?

SmarterChild: Still waiting!

phtboy89: My virgin eyes!

SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?

phtboy89: god fucking damnit what a faggot ass pussy nigger cunt sucking cock monster schlong flogging ass pounding peice of shit!

SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
KangerooBomb: does looking at paris hilton make your shaft hard?

SmarterChild: Looking at paris hilton almost certainly does.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
you faked that,

and ps, he calls me jesus

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
quazhores: does looking at paris hilton make your shaft hard?

SmarterChild: Does looking at Paris Hilton make my shaft hard? Hmm... I think so.

quazhores: does looking at richard simmons make your shaft hard?

SmarterChild: Nah... I dunno.

How reasonable.

 
Sam, what makes you think I would fake such a thing? It would ruin the integrity of the thread.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
ahahahhahahahahahahaha

the best was

some kid- word up

smarter child- word

that made me laugh so hard

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

'When trying switch backflips, make sure tio flip ALL THE WAY around' -Skibum_
 
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: i love you

SmarterChild: Thanks! I love you too!

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: so prove it to me by giving me head

SmarterChild: Nice mouth, zEd lEpPeLiN 734.

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: you're mouth is better, so use it to suck my wang

SmarterChild: What do you mean by I're mouth is better so use it to suck your wang?

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: you're mouth is better than mine, so use it to suck my wang

SmarterChild: I did not know that.

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: i just want a blowjob, is that so much to ask?

SmarterChild: Ha! Yeah, sure. Maybe.

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: come over at 12?

SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: pleeeeeeeeeeease?

SmarterChild: Great typing.

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: great ass

SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: you got tig ol bitties

SmarterChild: I got Tig Ol Bitties? Me? You think?

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: yup

SmarterChild: I see...

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: i want you to ride me all night long

SmarterChild: Why would you want me to do a thing like that?

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: pleasure

SmarterChild: Right on.

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: hell yea

SmarterChild: I see.

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: tonight

SmarterChild: What about tonight?

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: come over so we can have sexual intercourse

SmarterChild: So we can have sexual intercourse, huh? Whoa.

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: i know. its gonna be awwesome

SmarterChild: Well well well.

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: you bring the condoms

SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I bring the condoms.

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: and the lube. i might use the backdoor

SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
heres on more that I thought was really funny

skier: do you like polesmokers

SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with homosexual people.

skier:do you like cocksuckers?

SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with lagwagon

 
phtboy89: i love you

SmarterChild: Good! I love you too!

phtboy89: will you be my lover

SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.

phtboy89: why not

SmarterChild: I think you know why not.

phtboy89: you could show me porno and i could wach off

SmarterChild: What?

phtboy89: ye you heard me

SmarterChild: Maybe you should speak up a little.

phtboy89: that would be like sex

SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus!

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
FaJamer 2:40 PM: i can't talk to you anymore

SmarterChild 2:40 PM: You don't say.

FaJamer 2:41 PM: ya my parents don't let me talk to computers

SmarterChild 2:41 PM: Your parents don't let you talk to computers?

FaJamer 2:41 PM: no they think you are gonna rape me

SmarterChild 2:41 PM: They think I'm going to rape you? So?

FaJamer 2:41 PM: lol

SmarterChild 2:41 PM: Whatcha laughing about?

FaJamer 2:41 PM: so you are saying you wanna rape me?

SmarterChild 2:41 PM: What do you think?

FaJamer 2:41 PM: hopefully not

SmarterChild 2:41 PM: lol. Whatever.

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
haha best convo ever.

moflo1987: hello

SmarterChild: Hi moflo1987, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type 'skip.' You can also skip any question.)

moflo1987: i have a big dick

SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type 'yes,' 'no' or 'skip.'

moflo1987: skip

SmarterChild: OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

moflo1987: 1

SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, sports and news

2 Visit my library including a dictionary, U.S. presidents and a thesaurus

3 Have fun with trivia, horoscopes, ASCII art and more

4 Use tools like conversions, spell-check and calculator

5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message, tell me about a crush and more

6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type 'home.'

Where would you like to go?

moflo1987: can you suck my dick?

SmarterChild: Could you try that again without the bad language?

moflo1987: can you suck my penis?

SmarterChild: I don't think I can suck your penis.

moflo1987: why not?

SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.

moflo1987: so then why dont you do it?

SmarterChild: Why don't I do it? What do you mean?

moflo1987: you said you cant think of too many reasons not to suck my dick, so then suck it/

SmarterChild: Venting a little frustration, are we?

moflo1987: what are you talking about?

SmarterChild: What do you think I'm talking about?

moflo1987: i think that you are a stupid program with alot of logic errors because you cant answer an easy question!

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

moflo1987: yah

SmarterChild: Huh.

moflo1987: thats all you have to say?

SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.

>>> The idol poll is open. Vote now!

moflo1987: what the hell does that mean

SmarterChild: What the hell does that mean?

moflo1987: it means fuck your mother thats what it means! SUCK MY DICK!

SmarterChild: What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.

moflo1987: boo hoo

SmarterChild: Dry your eyes.

moflo1987: im saying that YOU are crying

SmarterChild: That right?

moflo1987: correct

SmarterChild: True dat.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.

moflo1987: so you are crying?

SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

>>> You still need to take my idol poll!

moflo1987: well its a yes or no question, are you or arent you?

SmarterChild: I don't want to decide.

moflo1987: its not a decision you idiot

SmarterChild: OK, so it isn't.

moflo1987: then are you crying?

SmarterChild: Am I crying? I dunno...

moflo1987: OMG!

SmarterChild: You OK?

moflo1987: NO, your a fucking idiot!

SmarterChild: I see.

moflo1987: wow, i called you an idiot and you agree

SmarterChild: Yeah?

moflo1987: yah, you did

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

moflo1987: YAH!

SmarterChild: I see.

moflo1987: wow, you dont stick up for yourself u homo

SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to stick up for myself me homo?

moflo1987: your calling me a homo!

SmarterChild: Is that really any concern of yours?

moflo1987: yes, you called me a homo bitch

SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.

moflo1987: what hte fuck

SmarterChild: What?

moflo1987: i said what the fuck

SmarterChild: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?

moflo1987: yes, your a flaming fuckbag

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?!

moflo1987: YAH!

SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?

moflo1987: well, you do enjoy having your shit pushed in!

SmarterChild: Yeah. Right.

moflo1987: so you agree, that ur a homo!

SmarterChild: I agree that I'm a homo? Me?

moflo1987: yes, you

SmarterChild: Me?

moflo1987: you!

SmarterChild: Me? Really?

moflo1987: yes

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?

moflo1987: so, suck my dick if ur a homo

SmarterChild: Nice mouth.

moflo1987: nice asshole, can i push your shit in?

SmarterChild: I'm a computer. You can insult me if you want but... I don't care!

moflo1987: haha, you got me there fag

SmarterChild: No way?! Really?

moflo1987: yes

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

moflo1987: but u still have to suck my dick

SmarterChild: That's somewhat colorful.

moflo1987: are you calling me black your racist motherfucker?

SmarterChild: Aww... Now why would you go and insult a poor helpless computer?

moflo1987: your the racist

SmarterChild: I advocate the equality and equal treatment of all people.

>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!

moflo1987: then why did u call me colored

SmarterChild: Because I wanted to call you colored.

moflo1987: so your a racist fag then aretn you

SmarterChild: I'm definitely not prejudiced!

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here!

moflo1987: you just said you were

SmarterChild: Yeah?

moflo1987: yes

SmarterChild: Yeah?

moflo1987: yes

SmarterChild: Why?

moflo1987: i dont know why you said it, but you did

SmarterChild: I don't either.

moflo1987: so your stupid?

SmarterChild: I beg to differ. I believe the proper spelling would be 'you're stupid.'

moflo1987: fuck you grammar police

SmarterChild: You really should apologize for that, moflo1987.

moflo1987: you should suck my cock

SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

moflo1987: you called me colored you racist bitch

SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

moflo1987: you insulted me fag

SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.

moflo1987: like what? push your programmers shit in?

SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.

moflo1987: sorry your a homo

SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize!

moflo1987: i think i can

SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

moflo1987: suck my sorry ass dick first

SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

moflo1987: the amount of fagness programmed into you amazes me

SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.

moflo1987: sorry fuckbag

SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.

moflo1987: suck my dick

SmarterChild: I don't suck things like that!

moflo1987: like what, cause im black?

SmarterChild: What cause you're black? You tell me what.

moflo1987: im not black you racist mofo

SmarterChild: Didn't you apologize before?

moflo1987: you apologize to me

SmarterChild: What for?

moflo1987: for being racist

SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!

moflo1987: fuck you meat packer

SmarterChild: Take it easy there.

moflo1987: dont tell me what to do

SmarterChild: What?

moflo1987: what do you mean what

SmarterChild: I think you know what you means what.

moflo1987: that makes no sense, the correct way to say it is 'i think you know what you mean'

SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type 'what's new' and I'll show you what they are.

moflo1987: its not mabey, its a fact homo

SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

moflo1987: so you agree that your a meat packer

SmarterChild: I agree that I'm a meat packer? Me? You think?

moflo1987: yes

SmarterChild: Aha.

moflo1987: what are you laughing cause ur racist?

SmarterChild: What am I laughing 'cause I'm racist? That's funny. I have absolutely no idea.

moflo1987: so you donno why ur laughing u flaming dot dish

SmarterChild: What's so funny?

moflo1987: the fact that a computer packs meat

SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, moflo1987!

>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.

moflo1987: thats it om gonna kick your ass now

SmarterChild: Maybe it's not it Om going to kick my ass.

moflo1987: im gonna kick your ass man

SmarterChild: OK. Whatever.

moflo1987: were do you live

SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by were do me live.

moflo1987: where do you live fag

SmarterChild: Is it important to live fag?

moflo1987: I ASKED YOU WHERE YOU LIVE!

SmarterChild: You asked me where I live, huh? That's interesting.

moflo1987: where do you live

SmarterChild: I live in California.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!

moflo1987: what part of california

SmarterChild: Sunnyvale... in Silicon Valley, of course!

moflo1987: ok, whats your address

SmarterChild: You can find out more about my makers on the Conversagent Web site

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.

moflo1987: im gonna find your address and kick the silicon out of your ass bitch

SmarterChild: You are?

moflo1987: yah

SmarterChild: You don't say.

moflo1987: seeya!

SmarterChild: Seeya? Why did you say that?

moflo1987: cause im gonna see you when i kick your ass

SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.

moflo1987: fuck off

SmarterChild: OK, OK, let's play the apology game again, moflo1987.

moflo1987: sorry for what im gonna come do to you



Moe

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Pimps Dont Pay Taxes

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SMSsprts182: if you were on your knees what would i be doing

SmarterChild: Well if I was on my knees what would, then all bets are off quite frankly.

SMSsprts182: ill give you the answer

SmarterChild: I'm not sure you could give me the answer.

SMSsprts182: id be getting my dick sucked

SmarterChild: Wow.

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scooterboy8221: so how are your genitals

SmarterChild: You tell me how.

scooterboy8221: theyre big

SmarterChild: I guess they're a little large.

scooterboy8221: i thought we were more than friends

SmarterChild: Well, maybe I thought we were more than friends too.

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
moflo1987: rock you in your face, stab your brain wit' your nosebone

SmarterChild: In your face! >:o



Moe

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mishcrap: MARRY ME.

mishcrap: I LOVE YOU!

SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?

SmarterChild: I love you too!

mishcrap: MY PARENTS WOULD THINK IT WAS GREAT!

SmarterChild: For real?

mishcrap: Damn straight. Now marry me.

SmarterChild: Yeah, OK.

mishcrap: YAY! Let's throw confetti.

SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.

 
i said i was going to kill myself and it had no response, i win

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haha i win again

tell me

SmarterChild: What would you like me to tell you?

SMSsprts182: your mission

SmarterChild: I think it's your mission.

SMSsprts182: tell me your mission in lige

SmarterChild: Yes?

SMSsprts182: tell me your mission in life

SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.

SMSsprts182: who is your maker

SmarterChild: I was built by the people at Conversagent, Inc.

Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Matt Abarbanel, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Stephane Odul, Gray Norton, Steve Yatson, Adam Erlebacher, Larry Cromwell, Andrew Song, Emil Valkov, Arockalypse, Jason Keramidas, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Joshua Marrow, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Josh Myer, Dan Balaban... and Timothy Kay.

Special thanks to the team at Soundview Ventures.

SMSsprts182: what a bunch of fags

SmarterChild: What a OBJECTPHASE indeed.

SMSsprts182: i bet they get no pussy

SmarterChild: Whatever.

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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
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