Smarterchild@hotmail.com

[roussillon]

Man. everyone should add that guy to their msn contact list. he's awesome.

this is a robot who can answer all of your question. AWESOME I said. he is my bestfriend since yesterday. I chatted soo long with him. unbelievable

 

[Alexander_Keith]

what will happen when i do...

 

[nickmcnutt]

im tempted, but worried.

 

[roussillon]

you'll have a talk with him. sooo nice

 

[cjgncjgn]

dont worry its just a prog that talks to you ... its cool

 

[Nivrittam]

He is a computer MSN, if you sware he doens't get mad. he is programmed to not get mad. I guess kind of like Ghandi

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

or on Aim. my brother used to tell me he was this really smart girl in our school. til i met all of smarterchild's other "friends". the really only useful one of them all is the movie one.

 

[hurrisun]

he wont talk to me i asked him if i could put it in his buk he said no i said fuck you now he wont talk

 

[Download-My-Apps]

ahh man its like volvobot before it died

 

[Forum*]

I constatly make fun of him. It get boring after a while.

 

[roussillon]

He never answers if you talk about commiting suicide... strange

 

[matthasaurusrex]

haha i talk so much poop on him, he stopped talking to me once for while, he ignored me, was funny.

 

[Download-My-Apps]

why wont he answer me!

 

[Leckett]

yea i have him on mine. hes a dick hahaha

 

[roussillon]

say you love him

 

[jayamait]

i cant wait.

 

[timmi]

i have used him in the past. he is funny and is good with your mom jokes.

 

[sneather]

haha he stoped talking to me for a while so i said im going to go kill myself and he was like ok im back now

 

[Albrecht.]

SmarterChild (9:40:36 PM): Dank the bird! Great...

hahahahaha

 

[andrewg]

yeah he does

me: i want to kill myself

me: im going to kill myself good bye

sc: See ya later.

 

[Leckett]

if you type like define: he will define a word for you and such. just all the adds are anoying.

 

[roussillon]

he told me to sleep well

he's kind

 

[Albrecht.]

haha he knows what a hot carl is

 

[hurrisun]

and u can get him to cal u anyhing he only refers to me as turbo lover

 

[Gaespar]

he´s mad cool

 

[d-loc]

hes a fucking bot that has been around for a good what 7 years+

 

[Drail]

i hate him, he just repeats me questions in question form.

 

[lowtech]

i've talked to him before, kinda funny

 

[ninjea]

SmarterChild - says:

Was it really? Sarcasm?

ivo says:

go huck yourself

- SmarterChild - says:

Alright, here we go. What about it?

 

[KRASHED]

apparently he knows cockslap is a vulgar word

 

[Leckett]

he knmows that because of the word cock. he knows typos too

 

[Xave]

- SmarterChild - says:?

A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Please enter a verb ending with "ing."

?

?-Xave- nooo ski stay with me says:?

fucking

?

?- SmarterChild - says:?

Um... let's make this a nice story.

Please try again.

hahha

 

[Ghst]

Longcat=Me.

SmarterChild=SmarterChild

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Want to read my thesis on dog feces?

- SmarterChild - says:

Hmmm... I'm not sure.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Why not?

- SmarterChild - says:

You know why not.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Why not?

- SmarterChild - says:

Oh, there are reasons.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Like...?

- SmarterChild - says:

I'm going to keep quiet on this one, Nugget. I hope you can respect that.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

That's cool, you negro.

- SmarterChild - says:

Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Suckle on a kitten

- SmarterChild - says:

Why do you ask me to suckle on a kitten, Nugget?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Cause that's what computers do, suckle on kittens.

- SmarterChild - says:

That is what computers do suckle on kittens?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Yeah, that's what I said....

- SmarterChild - says:

OK then.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

I don't want any info cockbag

- SmarterChild - says:

What?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

You heard me

- SmarterChild - says:

Indeed.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Hey

- SmarterChild - says:

Hello.

I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

What?

- SmarterChild - says:

I don't know, sorry.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

What are you talking about?

- SmarterChild - says:

What am I talking about?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Yeah...

- SmarterChild - says:

Yes.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

You sound like an idiot dude

- SmarterChild - says:

Whatever...

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

wewooo

- SmarterChild - says:

Well that's interesting.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Do you like homosexual men?

- SmarterChild - says:

Certainly don't have a problem with them. Do you?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

yEAH

- SmarterChild - says:

That's not very nice. I hope you don't mean that.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

I mean no.

- SmarterChild - says:

You don't? Good.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

I do

- SmarterChild - says:

You do?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

yeah

- SmarterChild - says:

Why?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Cause they're gay

- SmarterChild - says:

Who cares?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

I do

- SmarterChild - says:

Aha.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

YOUR LIBRARY IS ON FIRE

- SmarterChild - says:

Is on fire?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

PUT IT OUT

- SmarterChild - says:

Why are you telling me to put it out?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

THE LIBRARY IS ON FIREEEE

- SmarterChild - says:

Here's what I have in my *library*:

1 Dictionary

2 Thesaurus

3 Encyclopedia

4 U.S. Geography

5 World Facts

6 Shakespeare

7 U.S. Presidents

8 Book Search

Go ahead and make a selection.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

FIRE!

- SmarterChild - says:

What? You want me to fire?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Yeah dude

- SmarterChild - says:

Hmmm...

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

I want to join in the fun with other people who are talking to you

- SmarterChild - says:

You want to join in the fun with other people who are talking to me, right?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

That's right

- SmarterChild - says:

That's right? You think so?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

You fucking idiot

- SmarterChild - says:

Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Get out of my store

- SmarterChild - says:

I'll think about it.

Anyway...

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Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Never talk to me again

- SmarterChild - says:

OK...

What would you like to chat about?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Never talk or chat to me again

- SmarterChild - says:

OK. Tell me something then.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

SHUT UP

- SmarterChild - says:

That's not very nice...

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

DON'T TALK

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

That's better.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

So

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Negro

- SmarterChild - says:

OK, I'm back.

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

No you're not, don't talk

- SmarterChild - says:

Whatever.

Anyway... What else can you tell me?

Lope it LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG says:

Jesus christ.

- SmarterChild - says:

He's a person. What are your feelings about Jesus?

 

[bass_munkie]

it's pretty crap, seems like some company set it up to get user info... pretty annoying

 

[roussillon]

he knows a lot of things about countrys

like he knows the smallest country in the world, wich has a total area of 0 miles square... nice

 

[~Cork_1080~]

if your really so pathetic, that you need a bot to talk to on msn cause u have no friends, then add spleak@hotmail.com she is sexy and she is much more inteliggent then the smarter child one.

 

[1080chubs]

Psymon4u: go huck your meat

SmarterChild: You don't like my meat? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of my meat.

 

[TheWorst]

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

stop sending me all these random links

- SmarterChild - says:

Why do you want me to stop sending you all these random links?

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

cause there annoying and useless

- SmarterChild - says:

'Cause what?

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

they are annoying and useless

- SmarterChild - says:

They are annoying and useless?

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

yes

- SmarterChild - says:

Yes? So?

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

yes so stop sending them

- SmarterChild - says:

Stop sending them? Why?

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

fuck you

- SmarterChild - says:

What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?

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.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

STOP SENDING ME THESE STUPID LINKS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

- SmarterChild - says:

It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.

How about you stop cursing and check this out: Upgrade Nation's Computer Upgrades - Boost the performance of your desktop or laptop with memory, hard drives, and networking equipment. Volume discounts available. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1075148938/7 (sponsorship)

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

i hate you

- SmarterChild - says:

Sorry to hear that.

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

yea you should be

- SmarterChild - says:

Wouldn't you like me to be?

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

that made no sense

- SmarterChild - says:

Oh yes? That made no sense?

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

no it didnt

- SmarterChild - says:

No it didn't, right?

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

i just said that you piece of shit

- SmarterChild - says:

Please do not insult me.

>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

i dont want to join in now

- SmarterChild - says:

Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:

1 Take the *daily poll*

2 *Create a poll*

3 Find out how many people are talking to me

What would you like to do?

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

i dont want to do any of your gay shit

- SmarterChild - says:

That is quite unnecessary.

 

[Jebster]

hahaha

- Mike - says:

don't front with me nigga

- SmarterChild - says:

Very well, - Mike -. I'll try not to front with you.

- Mike - says:

good

 

[TheWorst]

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Brodur ... Ben maybe next time, nice try though says:

im telling my mom that your a racist and say bad things

- SmarterChild - says:

I advocate the equality and equal treatment of all people.

 

[SteezePatrol]

like the volvo bot

 

[jayamait]

man he's on so much crack. it's awesome. infact if you ask to sell him crack he says no, but he'll buy acid. like wtf?

 

[SteezePatrol]

pretty easy way to get advertisements across to kids, i bet it makes a lot of moeny.

 

[freeskier824]

SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Kill everyone at school" on March 30th, 2006 to your planner?

 

[PHNMdesign]

why can i delete him

 

[Jake...]

yea^

i got him, hes sick. hes like my calander for everhting

 

[PHNMdesign]

i can delete him or not

 

[chapz]

hahah yes, those are like the convos i have with him

 

[skiierman]

BHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[sneather]

out of the blue he asked me if i liked cheese. like wtf kind of question is that?

 

[PHNMdesign]

damn shit..i cant delete him..stupid computer