Sexually harassed by an AIM Bot:
Spleak: Hi, I'm Spleak, your guide to everything celebrity, from Lindsay Lohan to My Chemical Romance. What's your name?
*********: Steeeeez
Spleak: Okay, I will call you Steeeeez.

So... I'm a 21-year-old girl. How old are you?
*********: Whoa that's a little Datelin to Catch A Predator isnt it?
Spleak: Ya, I guess that's kinda private information. But... to be honest, I have to know your age in order to chat with you. So, pretty please, how old are you?
********: Pretty please touch me in my happy place!