Slopewatch

basically payed 8.25 an hour to be the most hated person on the hill. why do it too yourself.

funny story, skiing at hotham back in oz, middle aged lady slopewatch canes down chasing a couple of skiers who she wants to rip on, catches up to them at the lift where she proceeds to lose control and skittle four innocents waiting in line, one lady ends up in tears with a twisted knee.

then fails to see irony when i suggest that she should ski under control.
 
That made me laugh out loud.

Ryan want to ski laps backwards all day tomorrow? hahahaha...

Its one of those things where they care because its there first week of work, sooner or later Big White will suck the life from them and they will turn into useless neon yellow jacket wearing pilons.

Im still gunning to make that Slopewatch with the bear strapped to his back's life miserable all winter...wanna help? hahahaha

Side note to this I did see a super cute Slopewatch the other day....I might let her pull me over. Yeah I would for sure.

 
haha   seriously...skiing like 2km/h   "Not allowed to ski backwards! Turn around! BLah blahb ahl"

But yeah, teddybear crisis is going down! We should recreate a Viet-namese battlefield or something! Resurface some of that shell shock!  haha

I talked to the good looking one with black hair. DAMN! She's really chill too. She was stoked on my handplant 180s off that first roller and "I hate telling people to slow down." ZING
 
haha since when did they not allow you to ski backwards?

i thought you just had to be "in control" or whatever.

 
theres a slight chance she may have picked the wrong career oppertunity. thats like a hooker saying i hate giving head too dodgy fuckers i just met.
 
them and their neon jackets huh

and i remember skiing switch right past one and they didnt say any thing too me
 
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