Skiing pick up lines

[Senior.Milk]

I need some good skiing pick up lines for my hopefully prom date?

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my donkeydick

 

[weastcoat]

At first I thought it was the altitude getting to me but then i realized it was you

 

[BallClapper]

Can't slide rails but would love to slide up in you. In a perfect world "lip on b2" would do the trick.

 

[Shifty_God]

Are you a jump cause I’d hit that

 

[Farmville420]

Are you a transfer rail because I think you broke my tailbone

 

[SteezyYeeter]

are you a look pivot binding because I want you in my ass

 

[MichiganCatFart]

Are you a sego bighorn? Because you look like you make the mountain your playground

 

[bootspace]

Are you a sego bighorn? Because you look like you make the mountain your playground

call me the sego bighorn because i’d like to make your mountains my playground

 

[fabbe]

Are You a metal ball thing that they have in the shredsauce maps sometimes? Because id tap that

 

[corona]

Are You a metal ball thing that they have in the shredsauce maps sometimes? Because id tap that

You're allowed to reread what you write before clicking post.

 

[fabbe]

You're allowed to reread what you write before clicking post.

i did

 

[KungKalmar]

Are You a metal ball thing that they have in the shredsauce maps sometimes? Because id tap that

Are you a silly little swede? because I would like to eat your meatballss

**This post was edited on May 11th 2024 at 11:57:53am

 

[Somek]

Are you harlaut cuz I wanna Griselda flip into that badussy

 

[Voyage86]

saftey 2 on land holding on to my mono ski

 

[FreakSchoolers]

Your like my dins a 10 ( don't use this)

 

[fabbe]

Are you a silly little swede? because I would like to eat your meatballss

**This post was edited on May 11th 2024 at 11:57:53am

I can whistle with my nose

 

[armchair_skier]

Are you a pair of Arsenic Anywhere Big Stride Pants? Because u make me feel hard

 

[Jibbcore]

Are youre ass a blunt because i want to grab it

are you a dfd because i can rail you all day long

im sorry for these

 

[dwt802]

Do you share your ski equipment? I’d love to get in your pants

They say I’ve got an ava-lung because I never come up for air

Do your hands get cold skiing? Because my pants are always warm

I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot

I may not have edges on my skis but I have amazing edge control and here it matters

I’m a fan of double D’s, double black diamonds and grand Tetons

Your kit makes me think that you know how to ski mad well but your slut strands tell me otherwise

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Are you mens big air? Because you make me dizzy

 

[dirtysouth]

you're the saffety to my noah, if i get you, i'll never let go.

 

[BallClapper]

I got a boner reading this.

Do you share your ski equipment? I’d love to get in your pants

They say I’ve got an ava-lung because I never come up for air

Do your hands get cold skiing? Because my pants are always warm

I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot

I may not have edges on my skis but I have amazing edge control and here it matters

I’m a fan of double D’s, double black diamonds and grand Tetons

Your kit makes me think that you know how to ski mad well but your slut strands tell me otherwise