Skiing Haiku for Newschoolers

[Chute-E]

I had a big day skiing Saturday, and when I popped out of bed on Sunday legs were feeling really tight and sore. I immediately turned and told my girlfriend what had just occurred in two lines and added a pleasant third thought:

I almost fell over

My muscles are so tired

Skiing is so fun

She astutely pointed out that I had just composed a Haiku. Sweet, that's pretty cool, but if I tell my friends on ns, I should add a few more:

Hunting Chad's glory

The Lion pounces too short

His ankles are broke

How do I get there

Ski patrol blew it all up

Newschoolers Friendship

How do you do it

Skis and helmet on backwards

Jerryoftheday

So NS, what skiing Haiku do you have?

 

[Powstagram]

Hunting for pow

I found a wench

And peed in her butt

 

[Al.Capone]

+k

Met girl on chairlift

She took her goggles off, uhh

Still peed in her butt

 

[rozboon]

Sometimes we come up with haikus on the lift.

One of my friends is completely fucked in the head and comes up with some terrible, terrible stuff, which probably isn't suitable for primetime. Mostly involves poo and masturbation.

Something less awful:

Every backflip

My head hits the knuckle hard

Please call ski patrol

 

[airplaneface]

Ski in Ohio

Just kidding it really sucks

OP is a noob