skiing garbage dumps

Freeskier874

Freeskier874

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hey i was wondering if anyone has a worst home ski resort than mine. I ski a mt brighton, MI(www.mtbrighton.com) and it is rumored to be a trash dump. its 200 vertical feet of shit, and that is probably a lie.

 
look up maple ski ridge or as the locals call it , maple ski bump

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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
look up alpine valley wisconsin, that is a trash pile as well, it was too short soo they just added more trash to it to make it bigger. grand geneva isn't a trash pile but its shorter then that. fuckin wisconsin

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oh, michigan aint got shit on ohio. alpine valley is flat as a 5 year old, and boston mills aint exactly large either (180s) there are sompe private places that are like 100 ft.

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Tyrol basin wisconsin...on their 'black diamond' run you can link at least 3 turns. But hey, its skiing, good memories.

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^ lol ya i remember like one of the runs there was like black diamond!!! but after like what 20 ft? the steep part was over and it was pretty much a layed out beginner run

Why don't u just go suck a fuck!.....'Oh really!? Tell me how exactly does one suck a fuck???

Your such a fuck ass! 'Did you just call me a fuck ass?! lol' *little girl comes in and says* Whats a fuck ass?

 
you can't complain about living in mt. brighton, location of aspen extreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My 'mountain' or whatever you want to call it has even less vertical feet. I think it was 150ft

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no I win for Worst home moutain, which is Nashoba Valley. Fucking sucks its about 250 ft summet, takes 30 minutes in the line, and 10 seconds to get down, and the park consists of a piece of wood on the ground. I havent gone there since I was 11.

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wow and i though my hill of 350 feet vert was bad lol ... 60 like wtf is that ...do you have to pay to ski that .

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Pando in michigan, only rope tows, hi speed ones at that if you dont skate u pto them say goodbye to your arms

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...I dunno, a couple of years ago the one of the snowboarders here(mt Snow)(one of the best riders on the mtn) said he grew up riding on a dump...he was really really good...but then he moved to MT Hood...oh well

 
dam JMAN you beat me too it anywhere that pumps out dex and Tej can't be bad

ps i saw dexter on a movie last night in a mob family to bad he was missing his orange Brighton hat though

 
nothin is as bad as Whitetail Ridge on the Fort McCoy military base in wisconsin. like 2 and a half runs, and 1 t-bar.

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i have to pay $60 for 2hours skiing 60ft vert. Indoors though-still, its too expensive

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boyce park PA, 160 verticle feet...it is horrible, i don't ski there though i just have been there once

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^haha

my dump is like 200 feet prolly but its soo not steep

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mt. bradford, 17 trails, but i only go there when i cant get to a real mtn.

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brantling is like 250ft vert but its really steep so it takes 10sec to get down if u bomb it. its good for racing gates. some olympic gold medal lady used to ski here when she was a kids.. thats their claim to fame. i dont ski there anymore but sucks for u people that ski anything smaller haha

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where you from denali? i live about 10 minutes away from pando, right next to cannonsburg. one of cannonsburg's hills is supposedly a trash dump.

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I grew up skiing Mt Trashmore in Riverview Michigan and straight up a trash pile. It doesnt even exist anymore along with Mt Grampian ...wheres my old schoolers at?

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cannsubrg acutally used to be a landfill. well i guess it still is. pando really sucks. all the ropetows and stuff, but at least they have jumps and stuff. cannonsburg at least TRIES to have a park.

timber ridge doesnt have a park ever and its way worse. grand rapids skiing is actually considerably better than kalamazoo skiing.

 
man us easteners get hated on sometimes for having shit to ski on, u guys on those hills got it worst, but damn i will say that is some dedication and making the best of a bad situation

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caberfae peaks in michigan also has man-made peaks, pretty windy up there without any trees

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yeah caberfae's sooo windy. and i think that the only hill that is a landfill at the burg is the triple, i could definitely be wrong tho.

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i dont want to hear from anyone who skiied a shitty hill when they were 7. i pay $375 for a season of 200 foot vertical feet ofgarbage dump skiing !!!!!!!!!!!!! I ski shit the whole winter and i look forward to going to a 300 foot vertical hill in northeren michigan. basically what im saying is i hate people who bitch when they ski in california, vermont, colorado, etc.

 
Freeskier I grew rock Pine Knob skiing the Wall...ooooh so steep and skiing shitty bumps on White Lighting at Mt Holly for years and now I live in Vail....I guess what I am saying is make the most of it and when the time is right find yourself in the west.

grew up skiing under the lights

DP

 
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