Skiing dehydrated is better

[silent_giraffe]

Less water weight = jump higher

scientifically proven by Isaac newton himself

 

[KilaTsunami]

Beer has bubbles, bubbles float… see where I’m goin w this? ?

 

[hi_vis360]

Facts, also stretching causes injuries. You need to stay tight af

 

[piss.boy]

 

[Whackson]

Muscles essentially being rubber bands means more pop

 

[unijibs]

smaller pants = less air resistance

 

[2buckets]

i just love it when i black out mid cork 5 and wake up in ski patrols toboggan.

 

[silent_giraffe]

Sunscreen also weighs you down. And socks

 

[Goretex_Vidal]

Your bindings can also be effected by the weight loss that comes with being dehydrated. To be safe in case you accidentally drink a bottle of water on the lift you should crank your DINs to the maximum before getting on the hill.

 

[silent_giraffe]

Your bindings can also be effected by the weight loss that comes with being dehydrated. To be safe in case you accidentally drink a bottle of water on the lift you should crank your DINs to the maximum before getting on the hill.

Yeah I weigh myself every morning before I ski and adjust my dins accordingly

 

[Rfick_44]

Energy drinks give you energy

Energy= More pop

 

[silent_giraffe]

Energy drinks give you energy

Energy= More pop

But with all that extra liquid? May as well just take caffeine pills to save weight

 

[Icant_kfed]

Sunscreen also weighs you down. And socks

So do boots, just stick your grippers in a pair of pivots and go town

 

[carrotfarm]

smaller pants = less air resistance

Ski nakey = maximum aerodynamicness ?!?!

 

[r00kie]

Beer has bubbles, bubbles float… see where I’m goin w this? ?

Filled my raft with beer, confused about what to do next.

 

[Juviticus]

So do boots, just stick your grippers in a pair of pivots and go town

Fun fact, most shoes with thick soles can clip into bindings so this will work for sure

 

[Icant_kfed]

Fun fact, most shoes with thick soles can clip into bindings so this will work for sure

Can confirm ll bean slippers are better than ski boots

 

[KilaTsunami]

Filled my raft with beer, confused about what to do next.

Did u try shaking it?

 

[2buckets]

Ski nakey = maximum aerodynamicness ?!?!

no you gotta wear underwear or else your pecker is gonna slow you down dragging in the wind

**This post was edited on May 18th 2023 at 9:17:34pm

 

[corona]

Ski nakey = maximum aerodynamicness ?!?!

Teddy Berr can attest.

 

[bogust]

Sorry this doesn't apply to me as I ski at speeds where Newtonian physics break down. Please inform me when you have developed a theory that works with relativistic physics.

 

[carrotfarm]

Teddy Berr can attest.

A little apprehensive to find out who that is to be honest

 

[Goretex_Vidal]

Sorry this doesn't apply to me as I ski at speeds where Newtonian physics break down. Please inform me when you have developed a theory that works with relativistic physics.

Bro blind 2s off the Dirac Sea ?

 

[BlazingTaco]

For every action there is a reaction... For every ounce of water I don't drink, I get that much sicker.

I don't know why I didn't think of this before...

 

[silent_giraffe]

A little apprehensive to find out who that is to be honest

 

[verynormalguy]

RIP dick and balls

 

[Kridetus]

smaller pants = less air resistance

Big pants works as parachutes in the air.

 

[carrotfarm]

Holy cow thats a lot of turbulence

 

[silent_giraffe]

Big pants works as parachutes in the air.

So what I'm hearing is that you need to be butt ass naked on the takeoff and put on big pants at peak height

 

[steez_apprentice]

what the fuck

 

[Kridetus]

So what I'm hearing is that you need to be butt ass naked on the takeoff and put on big pants at peak height

Yes?