Skiing Backward Through Trees

[spen-cer]

I am currently in Montreal wearing a Salomon ski shirt that has the saying "Skiing backwards since 1997" on it. Some American kid from Long Island, New York just walked up to me and asked if my shirt meant what he thought it meant. I was a little confused and let him read my shirt. He then says to me, "Where I'm from, skiing backwards means you're gay. In the states, the saying "skiing backwards through trees," means you are hoping to get a tree branch stuck up your ass." I have NEVER heard this before being from Canada so is it actually a legitimate saying in the states anywhere?

I'm still a little bit taken aback, i was standing with my girlfriend and he asked me if I was gay aha

 

[saucybiscuits]

you shouldve asked if he wanted to feel your branch

 

[.Max.]

Hahaha I've never heard that, sounds like the kid was fucking with you.

 

[rockjumper]

Hmmmmm... Sounds like you just got rolled by some american kid. Never heard that before.

 

[skithesprings]

thanks to urban dictionary
Skiing: Usually when a girl sits or lays between two guys and places both her hands onto the guys penises and gives them a hand-job at the same time!
No mention of skiing backwards was made though...

 

[spen-cer]

he definitely wasn't messing with me, he was straight faced seemed to genuinely think my shirt was saying I was gay hah

 

[WikiWiki]

shouldve punched him in his guido face
but I have heard of skiing meaning double handjob

 

[Lemuel]

This thread is LOLZ. I have never heard that before haha.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

that's why i never call it skiing backwards, but switch or fakie...
+you'd have to be pretty gay to ski backwards through the trees, hoping to get a branch stuck in your rectum....

 

[Shreddysaurus]

really gay

 

[Oreos]

it seems there are better ways to get something shoved up your ass. low probability way of getting butt fucked. maybe one for the closet gays, "oooops don't know how that got there.....!"

 

[Benhamine]

Wait a minute here. So what your saying is that apparently Im gay?!?

 

[-dva-]

 

[DockEllis]

Yes, soooo gay

 

[chardi]

thats actually really funny because the first thing i thought was that is the coolest shirt, and you just happened to run into the one tourist who thought it meant something different. that is really really funny.

 

[geteducated]

i don't know why anyone would want to ski backwards through trees, 'just because'. retards.

ever heard of the saying running backwards through a cornfield? that guy said the equivalent.

 

[quixotic]

"I love skiing backwards... incase you didn't notice!"

 

[thisandthatfilms]

i see what you did there

 

[Brenone]

He was from Long Island what did you expect?

(Discalimer: I am from LI) haha

 

[Chompo.]

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED

 

[Mezmerize19]

New York-er here. never heard that shit in my life

 

[I_Am_Mod]

because you have no trees in the city ....

 

[Mr.Gaga]

My god seems like we're all homos.

 

[easiestEC]

i've heard it but i thought it was dumb. everyone else is just pissed they can't ski backwards

 

[snowking249]

Haha thats some funny shit

 

[smooticus]

Thats some good ol merican shit talk there. You got bitched

 

[pkityyy]

people ski backwards?

 

[gnarshrelpt]

he may have just heard a different version of running backwards through a corn field?

 

[little1337]

stupid americans

oh wait