Skiers vs. hockey kids

Definitely hockey players... Cause hockey dads would get involved and kick some ass while skiier dads in their flourescent pink one-pieces would be more of a nuisance than help. D:
 
skiers are just lanky white kids. hockey players work out and participate in heavy physical activity many times a week, plus fighting is a part of their sport. so based on the stereotypes, hockey players
 
It would be much more of a fair fight if we battled some 3rd graders, or a group of females in their mid 60s. Now thats something I could get into.
 
Yeah, most of ns is short skinny kids. We would get destroyed (except for the minority like me that work out and are tall(ish) , + I play d-line and o-line in football)
 
Hockey. I play hockey and ski and I can guarantee the kids on my hockey team could kick the shit out of the kids I ski with.
 
Oh fuck man d line and o line?! You're fucking hardcore.

Anyways, this fight all depends on whose cousins are more intense.
 
but hockey players no doubt most skiers (ns wise at least not d1 types or anything) i know are basically just skiiny stoners, not that theyre not athletic just cant fight for shit
 
hockey players because skiers would get tangled up in all there 3xl clothing and hockey players wouldnt have to worry about it because all they wear is size -s ambercromby and fitch shirts
 
bro that movie on skier dads was outrageous.

and hockey gangs would throw down in a mean way. skiers better be jacked like world cup size because hockey players are XXXL.
 
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this made me laugh, but everyones saying hockey players but i say it depends, cause ive met some pussy ass hockey players, but the same goes for skiiers
 
wrong!!! female hockey players are just as manly as the guys have you ever seen a female hockey team? they aren't small girls
 
what kind of hockey players? age-wise is it 7 year olds, middle school, high school, college, pro, what is it?

skiers would take middle school and lower. high and above, we're fucked.

vs.

(and they have a matt walker too)
 
is this even a question? a bunch of guys whos lives revolve not necesarily around being the biggest but being the strongest that fight on two skinny blades on ice compared to a bunch of scrawny kids? bring up any skier you want to fight your cause and i guarantee the smallest of the nhl would tool them. its just life.
 
no. no they don't. steroetype hockey player wear only running shoes, backwards team hat, shorts, and longsleeve warmups, or suits
 
sid is a shitty fighter, he dropped em and had the guy tied up before the florida centerman even new what was going on. even then he didn't get a single good punch in
 
im sorry but every sigle hockey player at my school wears the tightest fitch shirts and american eagle like small shirts and baggy jeans, sandals in the winter, im friends with them and there pround of what they wear haha maybe just were im from thow
 
im sorry but every sigle hockey player at my school wears the tightest fitch shirts and american eagle like small shirts and baggy jeans, sandals in the winter, im friends with them and there pround of what they wear haha maybe just were im from thow
 
im sorry but every sigle hockey player at my school wears the tightest fitch shirts and american eagle like small shirts and baggy jeans, sandals in the winter, im friends with them and there pround of what they wear haha maybe just were im from thow
 
hockey players would be immobilized with their tight abercrombi collar shirts while we would get tangled in our tall tees. half of our community would be busy filming the fight and pussying out while half of theirs would be getting their cousins to come fight or getting girls to come watch. overall i think hockey players would win because they workout and practice fighting. we just ski and practice afterbanging
 
THat is obviosly photoshoped and not a real hockey player because he is black and everyone knows that black people don't play hockey.
 
I like and respect hockey but at my school all the hockey players are total faggots and wear Abercrombie and they all listen too Hannah Montana no joke
 
yeah same here, all my friends that play hockey listen to hannah montana, taylor swift, etc. but instead of abrecombie, they prefer 200$ hugo boss v-necks
 
Hockey players get mad pussy from the puck sluts in golden.

The skiers that I hang out with, we're just dirtbag hippies.

 
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