skiers in parks...

sugarloafer1990

sugarloafer1990

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i saw a skier do a 360 in a park last winter...i mean whats the deal? Skiers are hitting jumps now? crazy!

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
who would of thought.... damn crazy basterds.

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My friend once went into one of those 'SnowParks'. Haven't seen him since, poor fellow.

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One time this stupid snowboarder was like why are you going into the park and shit. You aren't allowed in because you have skis on...most of the time i would just ignore the fag but this guy was a snowboard instructor...stupid faggot!

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one time i saw a snow mound on a trail and there were a bunch of them. there were also like guard rails or metal tubes in there. i wonder what them snowboarders were doing with those metal things? maybe sitting on them

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this is a snowboard only zone. all skis will be towed.

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sadly up to two years ago skiers wernt allowed in the 'snowboard' park at a resort close to blue mountain.

now we run tings

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no mckonkey was supposedly..

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These twin tip things...do you spose that they're for riding the skis backwards? That would be crazy.

And Kent Krietler, Shane Mckonkey, the Phils, and everyone claims to be the first in the park.

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I saw a young brave lad ride over a ramp in the snowboard park. He then performed a flippy do and I could say nothing but 'Wowie zowie.'

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 
and one time i saw a two planker in one of dem snowboardin stunt ditches...he was like grabbin his skis, and goin upside down...its one of those things you only see once in a lifetime folks...

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A ski portal guy once asked one of us if you can go back wards on are tiwn tip skis, i wanted to stab him with my pole.

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what ever happend to the pink one peace snowsoot days? whre is the sport heading.. all i know is nuthing good can come of these 'snowboard parks'

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I've heard of skiers going into these 'snow parks', but I don't believe it, not until I see it with my own eyes.

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you guys why do those kids skis have a tip turned up on each end? what are these little shits up to? hmm, as for those silly kids grabbing their skis, whats with that? are they afraid the are going to fall off? stupid kids

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those daffy and spread eagle things are just too damn dangerous. some one could get hurt. those silly hotdoggers

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remember the good old days when people skied 210's and were doin backscratchers?

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i remeber the days when ppl would sit in the challet and drink hot choclate... why does it have to change

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im a bad ass..... i ride in the snowpark and today i only waited 28 minutes after i ate to go swimming..... yea im crazy with a capital C.... i havent been crazy enough to ride backwards on those 'double-tips' yet......... some day

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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YAY I GOT SKIS YAY YAY I GO IN PARK YAY YAY I GOT SKIS I DO 360 YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

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I was at the base of Copper one time. And this old guy came up to me and said 'Now look at those skis. Hey Jimmy, come over here. Look at these weird double-turned-up-tip skis. Arn't those the damnedest thing?'

It was fucking hilarious.

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ah, we were always allowed in the park. but we sucked. now we're goood. blue mountain is filled with badass good skiers... yeah... later.

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one time...in one of those things with those medal things all over the place...some skier jumped on one and slid across it...i couldn't believe my eyes! And all these skiers are wearing this new clothing so low i can almost see their butox! Its crazy. I thought those pants would fall down when he's doing those crazy spins!

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
really!? i thought the jump parks were only for cool snow shredders!!! whats up with those metal things that they put in those places too? theyre like long posts or something

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Skiers have been in the pipe for over 5 years now dude...they do more than 360s too! d-spins, 1260, 1440s and theres a whole new grab array, Mutes, tails japans, etc. where you beeen mate, antarctica?

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I mean park.

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that kid is on adic what the hell is a d-spins or an 1260 and the only mute i have ever herd of is on my remote control.... keep dreaming dude

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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These new fangled ride backwars skis sound neato, where can i get some?

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a 1440...come on...thats the number my geometry teacher uses...its not a country silly!

And what is this D-Spin...they are flippin in the shape of a D?? What will these crazy tricksters be up to next????

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
we really cant tell.... we really cant tell..... someday we will ski in snow deeper then our shins and make large ramps into it..... i can see it.... thats when the world will be in shambles

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

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brevity is wit.

skiers skiing in snow up to their knees!!! yeah right...maybe if their skis were twice as wide...how mind boggling would that be!

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
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