snowmosexual
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What's some wisdom you've heard? I've got one:
What's the best ski hill in the world?
The one you're on
What's the best ski hill in the world?
The one you're on
Ski wisdom
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typicaldenverkid
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Can’t catch an edge if you do t turn
ASSholebomber22
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You don't suck at moguls, you suck at skiing
From a vid posted by [tag=222205]@bennisolomon[/tag] - 'Snow's good, huck whatever'
It may be cold, but at least it's windy!
There are no friends on a pow day
Love thy gaper
If it was easy it'd be called snowboarding
Beat the freshy frenzy/powder panic by sleeping in till noon
Leave no turn unstoned
From a vid posted by [tag=222205]@bennisolomon[/tag] - 'Snow's good, huck whatever'
It may be cold, but at least it's windy!
There are no friends on a pow day
Love thy gaper
If it was easy it'd be called snowboarding
Beat the freshy frenzy/powder panic by sleeping in till noon
Leave no turn unstoned
stinky_cheese
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anything [tag=195966]@cydwhit[/tag] writes
also, who's the best skier on the mountain?
whoever is having the most fun.
also, who's the best skier on the mountain?
whoever is having the most fun.
snowmosexual
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It's not the wand it's the wizard
Bended_Toenail
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Anything is soft if you go fast enough.
Can't get hurt if you're in the air
Drop the knee, hit a tree
If you don't get hurt, you aren't trying hard enough
High dins, low standards
Low dins, high standards
Can't get hurt if you're in the air
Drop the knee, hit a tree
If you don't get hurt, you aren't trying hard enough
High dins, low standards
Low dins, high standards
GayWolf420
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You wouldnt get married on the first date, so don't bet your life on one snowpit. (I think thats how it goes, but its a bruce tremper quote paraphrased and shit)
**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2021 at 10:58:03pm
**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2021 at 10:58:03pm
freestyler540
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Dont wait up for anyone in life; you will end up waiting your entire life
SuspiciousFish
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Fuck it just huck it.
Skiing powder is like surfing pussy.
Trust me, the guy that runs the Vail premium lot always takes weed as payment...
When its puking snow, every track is fresh tracks.
If your a true local then whiteout conditions dont matter, you should know that shit by heart anyway.
Skiing powder is like surfing pussy.
Trust me, the guy that runs the Vail premium lot always takes weed as payment...
When its puking snow, every track is fresh tracks.
If your a true local then whiteout conditions dont matter, you should know that shit by heart anyway.
TreyDudski
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"When in trouble, tuck for a double" Gave myself a concussion in high school off that quote lmao
AlaskaDogfart
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"Wu Tang is for the children"
BradFiAusNzCoCa
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“There are no bad skis, only bad skiers”
”Live to ski another day”
”Live to ski another day”
Some of the best from the O.G.
“I won’t ruin a good story with the absolute truth.”
“Never tell a lie, because you don’t have a good enough memory.”
“Always try everything at least twice.”
“Freedom is located somewhere outside the box.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your thing.”
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
“One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.”
“If you don’t have any idea where you’re going, you’ll probably end up there.”
“Freedom is when preparation meets the opportunity you have created.”
“How old would you be if you didn’t know when you were born?”
“Birthdays are good for you – the more you have the longer you live.”
“Don’t take life seriously, because you won’t come out of it alive.”
“Die living.”
“Adventure is the invitation for common people to become uncommon.”
“You can’t get hurt skiing unless you fall.”
“The definition of extreme is to go past your known limits by an unknown amount.”
“The best place in the world to ski is where you’re skiing that day.”
“If you don’t do it this year, you’ll be one year older when you do.”
1. “If you don’t do it this year, you will be one year older when you do.”
2. “If at first, you don’t succeed, failure may be your thing.”
3. “People weren’t made to fly, that’s why we make kickers.”
4. “The best thing about skiing backward is you can see where you’ve been.”
5. “On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
6. “Don’t take life too seriously, because you can’t come out of it alive.”
7. “They say its always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper… that’s the time to do it.”
8. “If your parents didn’t have children, odds are you won’t either.”
9. “Twin tip skis have insured that today’s skiers can ride backward, as much as they can forwards, why they want to do that? I don’t know…..”
10. “Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.”
Not sure if this one was his but I like it - Warm beer is significantly colder than no beer.
“I won’t ruin a good story with the absolute truth.”
“Never tell a lie, because you don’t have a good enough memory.”
“Always try everything at least twice.”
“Freedom is located somewhere outside the box.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your thing.”
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
“One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.”
“If you don’t have any idea where you’re going, you’ll probably end up there.”
“Freedom is when preparation meets the opportunity you have created.”
“How old would you be if you didn’t know when you were born?”
“Birthdays are good for you – the more you have the longer you live.”
“Don’t take life seriously, because you won’t come out of it alive.”
“Die living.”
“Adventure is the invitation for common people to become uncommon.”
“You can’t get hurt skiing unless you fall.”
“The definition of extreme is to go past your known limits by an unknown amount.”
“The best place in the world to ski is where you’re skiing that day.”
“If you don’t do it this year, you’ll be one year older when you do.”
1. “If you don’t do it this year, you will be one year older when you do.”
2. “If at first, you don’t succeed, failure may be your thing.”
3. “People weren’t made to fly, that’s why we make kickers.”
4. “The best thing about skiing backward is you can see where you’ve been.”
5. “On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
6. “Don’t take life too seriously, because you can’t come out of it alive.”
7. “They say its always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper… that’s the time to do it.”
8. “If your parents didn’t have children, odds are you won’t either.”
9. “Twin tip skis have insured that today’s skiers can ride backward, as much as they can forwards, why they want to do that? I don’t know…..”
10. “Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.”
Not sure if this one was his but I like it - Warm beer is significantly colder than no beer.
Christian_Bale
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I heard someone say skiing is like standing but faster
Charliehermens1
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14247774:stinky_cheese said:
I’m the best skier on the mountain *
BigPurpleSkiSuit
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[tag=120809]@BenWhit[/tag]
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter
that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way
trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter
that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way
trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
270on420out
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If you’re gonna half-ass a trick don’t even bother trying it
BradFiAusNzCoCa
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“2 more, skip the last”
14248227:Vino said:
doubleblackjack
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Free the heel ski for real
bennisolomon
Member
Haha thanks for the shoutout!
Here’s some more, write these down kids: “skiing’s the easy part” - Aspen Extreme
“What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?” - Hot Dog
”if you don’t do it this year, you’ll be one year older when you do” - Shane McConkey
Here’s some more, write these down kids: “skiing’s the easy part” - Aspen Extreme
“What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?” - Hot Dog
”if you don’t do it this year, you’ll be one year older when you do” - Shane McConkey
14247771:Biffbarf said:
bennisolomon
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Oh and one more..
”point em downhill guy” - Donny Pelliter
”point em downhill guy” - Donny Pelliter
14248300:bennisolomon said:
Butterytips69
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14248310:bennisolomon said:
Did you get Cianbro to build this friggin lift?
Skibumsmith
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14247783:DeebieSkeebies said:
Never trust a hoar no matter how deep you bury her.
Gnar_Shralp406
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topic:snowmosexual said:
My freshman year, an older bbowler introduced me to resin hits.
ASAPCarter
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14247990:Christian_Bale said:
Came here to say this but ya beat me to it. Whoever said that must be a pretty cool guy
keagan.karstens
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This could just be me but sometimes I have trouble committing to new tricks, so what I do, is I have one of my buddies wait below the feature and just watch me from down there. That way I have to stare at him the whole time approaching the feature and it distracts me enough and gives just the right amount of pressure where I’m able to commit to the trick and normally stomp it.
SWRTOFFICIAL
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Read the avvy report or end up in the dirt
(tried to make it rhyme)
(tried to make it rhyme)
Thegenericskier
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Skiing is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings.
GayWolf420
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(applies to days that are less-than-ideal in terms of weather and conditions)
my best buddy told me this once: Just drink enough 'till the skiing is fun again.
can confirm it does in fact work
my best buddy told me this once: Just drink enough 'till the skiing is fun again.
can confirm it does in fact work
