Ski School Conspiracy???

williamscott

williamscott

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Hey NS,

I was recently thinking about how in ski school they teach you to "pizza" to slow down and "french fry" to go fast. Then I went in a little deeper and thought why use those food terms and not something simpler, and then it hit me.....

Ski schools have used the terms pizza and french fry to make you buy their food! While being taught, you keep hearing that term over and over and when lunch time comes around you instantly think of buying a slice of pizza with a side of fries at those ridiculous prices, and that my friends is how they get you.

So, what do you guys think?
 
it's true. and when you start taking beyond beginner lessons, they start telling you to bacon burger and clam chowder. corporations man...
 
13636667:S.J.W said:
dumbest thread ever
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Dumbest fucking signature ever. "Duhh I'm gonna show my koreness by listing a few skier's initials that have passed away recently to show like I'm so kore and care a lot bout skiing duhhhh"
 
13637049:skierman said:
Dumbest fucking signature ever. "Duhh I'm gonna show my koreness by listing a few skier's initials that have passed away recently to show like I'm so kore and care a lot bout skiing duhhhh"
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It's called paying your respect to those that have passed.

Maybe if you left your mums basement once in a while you'd understand.
 
I worked at a resort and have my PSIA Cert and can tell you that this is 100% true. At instructor training we were trained on subliminally making customers want our cafeteria food and were taught that this is the only important thing to come out of a lseson
 
13637177:S.J.W said:
It's called paying your respect to those that have passed.

Maybe if you left your mums basement once in a while you'd understand.
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Its called making your signature looking like a graveyard in order to make it seem like you care.

But seriously though, you're right. You're showing so much respect by having initials in your sig. Like I cannot imagine any other or better way to pay your respects than doing that.
 
13637301:skierman said:
Its called making your signature looking like a graveyard in order to make it seem like you care.

But seriously though, you're right. You're showing so much respect by having initials in your sig. Like I cannot imagine any other or better way to pay your respects than doing that.
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seriously dude, you're going to pick the death of people to try and prove what? That people on NS just try to fit in? How fucking heartless are you? Everyone has rip in their sigs. It's a sign of respect.

Maybe you are the real skierman, then in that case you're just a pathetic troll, but still that's pretty disrespectful to use the death of people to push a troll agenda. Or you're trying to be like skiierman. Either way you should stop using the death of people to push your agenda on NS.
 
13637314:S.J.W said:
seriously dude, you're going to pick the death of people to try and prove what? That people on NS just try to fit in? How fucking heartless are you? Everyone has rip in their sigs. It's a sign of respect.

Maybe you are the real skierman, then in that case you're just a pathetic troll, but still that's pretty disrespectful to use the death of people to push a troll agenda. Or you're trying to be like skiierman. Either way you should stop using the death of people to push your agenda on NS.
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Making fun of your signature = making fun of the people in your "SIP" list signature....

That's quite the leap in logic there, boy.
 
13637464:skierman said:
Making fun of your signature = making fun of the people in your "SIP" list signature....

That's quite the leap in logic there, boy.
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What the fuck are you trying to prove here? Everyone has RIP, SIP in their sigs to pay respect. Go back to beating it on 4chain you pathetic troll.
 
13637480:S.J.W said:
What the fuck are you trying to prove here? Everyone has RIP, SIP in their sigs to pay respect. Go back to beating it on 4chain you pathetic troll.
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That you're an oversensitive, dumb n00b with no reading comprehension skills?

Thank you and good night.
 
13637572:skierman said:
That you're an oversensitive, dumb n00b with no reading comprehension skills?

Thank you and good night.
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You fucking quoted me you cunt. I don't give two shits about you, but just to see you call out my sig for what? OMG I SO TOTALLY TROLLED HIM!!!! Congratulations, you just exploited the death of people to try and troll someone. You just really think about your life and where your priorities lie.
 
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