I found this on craigslist... I may give it a go. Think it would work? And it's hella cheap.
http://columbus.craigslist.org/pts/3296361579.html
"Want one of those super hip, ultra cool, and super useful roofracks for the top of your car? Can't see spending 300$ on a system for your 800$ car? This is the rack for you. This is a Thule rack system designed for a pickup(sierra). I had it on a Jetta and a Mirage. As it turns out, You can modify these to fit onto several different cars. All it takes is a little creativity and patience. Unless you have a pickup, chances are you're going to have to wing it. To put this onto the jetta, I didn't have to make any mods to it at all, and to put it onto the mirage, I just had to bend the foot into an angle that would grab my door ledge. Both held firmly. But, alas, when it went onto the Mirage.. I never once used it. It did, however, make my car look cool.
In the pictures, you will notice that there are a lot of parts. It's because there ARE a lot of parts. The Thule kit comes with the visor, two cross bars, the feet, and this nifty wind viser dealio. It is ultra cool(and removable). There are also a couple of front to back cross bars and a bike rack. HOLY CRAP A BIKE RACK! The clip into place with hardware(included). There is a second rack here as well. It's less hip because... it's not as expensive new. Made by barrecrafter for some sort of car. It has the feet, crossbars and the hardware as well.
I'm telling you that you can make this fit onto prettymuch anycar. You can. Without buying anything else. I'll show you how I did it if you really need to know, but mostly just want these things gone. I'm asking 35$ for the Thule, and 25$ for the barrecrafter. You can have them both for 50.... or o.b.o., You know. You're a craigslister. You're the guy that shows up at my door after aggreeing on a price and then you say, "will you take (significantly lower amount) for it" And I'm the guy that says, "(sigh.... fine)"
Let me know what type of car you have, and we'll see if one can fit."
Sounds promising!?