Ski Quotes

[elm.]

Share your or your friends typical (douchebag) NS quotes. here are some examples.

"My mittens are so prime for hand drags" - Max T

"I was gunna handdrag cork 3, but I think the 5 is just more natural." -EZ

 

[270on420out]

I have a friend who screams "TANNER HALL" whenever I do a flip. It scares me at first, and then I am laughing so hard that I can't land it.

 

[OrageMothaFucka]

pee in her but

 

[J_Steez]

"get that sand out of your pussy and do a backflip"-scrappy

 

[dustygoldflakes]

"Yard Sale!" -Every skier

 

[MomentaryMuon]

Beautiful cabin made of some solid oak... (Probably pine)- everydays a Saturday

 

[Double_Eject]

The secret to the perfect pretzel is dipping the dough in a mixture of water and lye