Ski Quotes

[715.]

Used the search bar, and found nothing. What are your favorite ski quotes?

Here are some examples

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk. ~P.J. O'Rourke

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.

Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.

Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads.

 

[BA.berger]

Go big or go home, unless you want to ski alone

 

[SKIU4EA]

"Off season sucks"

~ FkThisImGoin2Bed

 

[TimRiley]

You french fried when I said pizza

 

[jorb.co]

This thread sucks- Jordan Collin

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

"SSSHHHHHHHHHH HHHSSSSSHHHHW WWWWSSSH SHOOOO REEEEEWWWWWW POW" -My skis

 

[Miomo]

"My ankles are broken" -White Bob Marley

 

[danderson.]

"You on your period? That don't bother meGod gave me a stick to part the red sea" - The Joker.

 

[DBL]

"when in trouble tuck for double" - i don't know who said this first

 

[Miomo]

When in a pickle, tuck for a triple.

 

[rareison]

Fuckin lost

 

[k2andcannoli]

Hold my beer, watch this...

 

[rareison]

Hold my joint and.............what?

 

[[J_Gasper]]

Just huck it.

 

[iSki13]

" did it look like i hit my head"

 

[animeallstar]

"OP is a Faggot"

 

[jmasterp]

If you find a loophole tuck for a quadruple- JMASTERP

 

[I.B]

"i'm not fat"

-eheath

 

[taashd]

\/ \/ \/ \/ my siggy.

 

[colder152000]

but more importantly its a way to stay sane in a season where the sun struggles to climb a fist height above the horizon-asmund thorsen