Ski Porn

Ok the name is not so good but that was a ridiculous trailer especially considering how early it is and how much footy they still have. The first ledge was ridiculous, the pow was ridiculous and that mute was one of the most insane things i have ever seen. HIs skis were frickin parallel but they were pointing opposite directions. how did his knees not just tear apart. IN frickin SANE!!! I WANT MORE!
 
I still think the only good shot was the huge right side cork 3. Apparently no one else was that impressed with it.
 
how about the bar they set with last year's teaser? . . . switch take off and landing on pyramid. this year's teaser doesn't come close.
 
all though not many really liek the airs in it the move will obviously have amazing backcountry....war did...its not gunna get worse....and the urban was crazy in that so this movie will rock it
 
I like the name. Its basically claiming what it and most ski movies are. Even if you put some special timelapses and 80´s euro songs to a movie with six different angles on a jump in slow motion, ski movies are largely plotless. They have images of insane skiing set to music. MSP, TGR, TBC, and Level are doing the same. It´s about time somebody just called it what it is. It´s sweet its amazing. But its all porn. You just have to decide on the kind of porn you want. Personally, Im stoked to see this movie.
 
I dont understand why poorboyz is calling their movie an insult to themselves. THey are calling themselves ski porn. At least they realise it. But damn, why would that be all they want to be.

SO bad.

I am dissapointed with skiing.

Oh well time for everyone to step it up and stop being stupid.
 
Because its not an insult. It is what it is. Like all ski movies, aside from Warren Miller. And even Warren Miller is largely porn. I don't porn refers to poorly produced. It just is the format of the movie.
 
Fact: It is called ski porn because the trick schiller throws at the end will make you bust your load...just like porn.

Fiction: There is no tits.
 
YOu guys are reading into the ski porn title way too much. THey are just poking fun at themselves and the industry. Don't take it so seriously.
 
Are you kidding me, if there is to much of park stuff in a movie, it kills it for me, most park siers cant make a turn for the life of them, thats why i respect big mountain riders like Seth, Hugo and Manu Gaidet
 
i'm curious to see what all of the parents of 12 year old kids are gonna say when their kids want ski porn for christmas
 
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its that much of a generalization, all the park skiers i see at my mountain cant handle turning properly, im not dissing all park skiers, because im sure some of them can tunr outside the park for the life of them, just not the ones i see
 
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