Ski Pickup Lines

BLandz

BLandz

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In a midst of this 23 year long manic episode which is called my life I was thinking about what the best pickup lines would be at the ski hill. I have tried all of them and none of them worked, but I assume its because women find me unattractive and not because of my (obviously) Godly rizz.

Damn shawty, are you a pair of Vishnu Wides? Cuz id like to beat you off of rails (sorry)

Damn shawty, are you a pair of Vishnu Wides? Cuz id like to slide your box (sorry)

Damn shawty, are you Olivia Asselin, cuz id like to hit dat Asselin (sorry)

Damn shawty, are you a pair of Look Pivots? Cuz Id like you to take my anal virginity (sorry)

Damn shawty, are you Tanner Hall’s ankles? Cuz id like to blow you out in your ski boots (sorry)

Comment your best ski pickup lines below !

**This thread was edited on May 29th 2023 at 3:09:52pm
 
14539156:muffMan. said:
Call me xankilla cause I want you to drink my piss
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Bro that is fucking disgusting ur never gonna get chicks talking like that.

Also just to clarify in the first one beat you off of rails is like rails as in cocaine you might need to explain that are they might think you are overly aggressive or something.
 
14539158:BLandz said:
Bro that is fucking disgusting ur never gonna get chicks talking like that.

Also just to clarify in the first one beat you off of rails is like rails as in cocaine you might need to explain that are they might think you are overly aggressive or something.
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You're right, he forgot to start with "Damn shawty,"?
 
Being able to ski switch better than regular is the only rizz you’ll ever need

**This post was edited on May 29th 2023 at 9:57:49pm
 
Okay I got a bunch of horrible ones…

Do you share your ski equipment? I’d love to get in your pants.

They say I’ve got an ava-lung because I never come up for air.

Do your hands get cold skiing? Because my pants are always warm.

I hope you like skiing powder because you’re looking like you’d enjoy a face shot.

I may not have edges on my skis but I have amazing edge control where it matters.

Hey gorgeous, I’m a fan of double D’s, double black diamonds that is.

Your kit makes me think that you know how to ski mad well but your slut strands tell me otherwise.
 
You know, I was NS member of the month in "month". Gets them every time

Also, the old injured leg hobbling around on crutches is a guarantee. Dont even need a pick up line, they come to you.

edit for my brain thinking faster than my fingers.

**This post was edited on May 30th 2023 at 9:33:28am
 
been at hood for spring pass and one of the lifties was a babe, been flirting with her every day she worked.

yesterday I told her

“man the first couple days here I thought the altitude was getting to me, but then I realized it was you”

I ended up in her bed last night. I think it’s a W

/claim.
 
14539328:weatcoast said:
been at hood for spring pass and one of the lifties was a babe, been flirting with her every day she worked.

yesterday I told her

“man the first couple days here I thought the altitude was getting to me, but then I realized it was you”

I ended up in her bed last night. I think it’s a W

/claim.
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damn if you were trying to imitate reddit, you nailed it
 
Wanna ride my ramp to the double quad? (Roman lifty rizz) {criss-cross rake patterns ofc}

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14539247:oldmanski said:
You know, I was NS member of the month in "month". Gets them every time

Also, the old injured leg hobbling around on crutches is a guarantee. Dont even need a pick up line, they come to you.

edit for my brain thinking faster than my fingers.

**This post was edited on May 30th 2023 at 9:33:28am
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this works
 
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