Ski pick up lines

[ColinBa2]

recently i watch the MP ski pick up lines ep.

what are some you guys have? and have any of them worked?

 

[Jabe]

k

 

[SFB]

"ill kill your dog"

 

[SupremeDeity]

Chunga wunga dungoe rishnarkynark

 

[SkiTheYeast]

they have google for stupid shit like this…. http://mpora.com/articles/chair-lift-chat-lines#yigdc4IEFwze1XZr.97

 

[THEE_wizard]

R

 

[.Hugo.]

R

abid turtle

 

[SFB]

dip da doo diddly

 

[butterybawls]

I ski

 

[THEE_wizard]

abid turtle

Well shit..

 

[SupremeDeity]

"do u watch neds declassified?"

 

[GayWolf420]

let me eat your ass after I shred this gnarly line.

 

[milk_man]

How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

 

[Lé.Skiing]

"I'm not very good at pick up lines, but check this line"

**Drops in**

 

[freestyler540]

Ill butter your knuckle if you rodeo 5 on me.

You know the difference between you and this pow day? None, you are both deep and exciting!

If I stick this backflip, will you give me your number?

I love your ski boots! Wanna hook up?

Or the more classy ones:

I saw you ride there, you are pretty good. Mind if I can do a few laps with you?

Can I get you a beer?

Wanna toke?

 

[Dobber]

Hey baby. Do you like to shred?

Because I will shred your asshole.

 

[Scotty_B]

Link to Mp video he's talking about?

 

[daannnnieel]

I just smile and wave like I have retarded syndrome and it normally turns out with me not getting laid. Who knew.

 

[CHORIZO]

"Single?!"

And then i proceed to not talk to them the rest of the lift except to offer them a slice of my cutie